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By incurablebeatlust Mon Jan 31, 2005 2:30 am
some silly shit my buddy wrote off the top about me..we been friends for 12+ years so its all for fun...FYI a durangatang is someone who lives in my town, durango..


ok ima start from tha beginning
and dismantle this punk thats known as brian jennings
i remember back in tha day
tried to getem started on tables but he said no way
now allofa sudden he play like he tha shit
but if hiphop was a job hed prolly **** quit
and dont get me started on how he cant hold a job
tha only one he was good at entailed slobbin on knobs
cum flavored ovaltine drinker, brown eyed blinker
did i mention his ass wins tha prize as the #1 stinker
dont get me started about tha last time he farted
left three generations of durangatangs retarded
got big ears and a big nose to match
and oversized teeth ***** need to buy a full body hat
honestly his whole style bugs me
i get shivers just writin about somebody thats so ugly
says hes a bomber but where are the flix?
hasnt been shit since 1996
took em three years just to learn how to scratch
gave em all of his styles, **** CATCH!
thinks he can step up and challenge me
dont you understand your not talented B?
big fish in a small pond and mad proud
can move all three heads that are in the crowd
skills are growin but neva forget
I got mad styles you aint thought of yet
you callin foul lookin for the ref
but i feel the same way about your **** breath
so hit some more pretty keys on your MPC
but develop some flavor before you batlle me
**** with Big Chop you gonna wind up hurt
and heres 10 dollars buy yourself a new shirt

By Chop Fri Feb 11, 2005 3:20 am
oh man i cant believe he printed that
that was a joke between two old friends
aye........