Say hello to the future of DJing and Scratching... Beamz DJ!

This is a joke right?



Isn't it?



It is. It has to be.




Ffs. A real DJ loves the feel of his vinyl. This is like having sex without being able to feel the pussy. Where's the fun in that!

JamesJeffery wrote:This is a joke right?



Isn't it?



It is. It has to be.




Ffs. A real DJ loves the feel of his vinyl. This is like having sex without being able to feel the pussy. Where's the fun in that!

seriously. how is this an actual product.


It's just like 4 laser pointers... I could make one of these for $50, tops.
And I'd still look stupid.

Yeah its MIDI triggered samples. No real dynamics of the OS.

And that bit about Jam Master Jay stealing his name is bogus. If anyone grew up during '80s will know that battles ensue when you bite someone's stuff. The entire Hip Hop community will know about the battle too. Especially as big as Jam Master Jay was, there would had been an epic riot in the community. But it was quiet. Now JMJ dead and he wants to claim the name

What a piece of shit....4 IR sensors, a comms board and a pound of injection moulded plastic......


The dude who engineered this POS and the ballbag who is marketing it should work out the details of a suicide pact and do each other a solid, lmfao.





Grandmaster jay my sweaty choad....

jonestown massacre wrote:What a piece of shit....4 IR sensors, a comms board and a pound of injection moulded plastic......

Don't forget about the lasers. That must be what accounts for the $170 more than this thing should cost.

SimonInAustralia wrote::Sigh:

Oh my god.

I—...

It—...


I have no words for this. I feel pity for anyone who's stupid enough to throw $200 away at 4 lights in a $5 plastic enclosure.

another example of gross and borderline racist marketing

question: if i buy your music technology product, does part of my money go to your company's advertising department?

if yes, count me out. i'm not paying for you to dupe some poor fool out of their money because your product isn't good enough to sell based on its own merit.

guy i know of did this not long after the OG video. hahaha

SimonInAustralia wrote::Sigh:

If I watched without any prior information, I'd thought this was a SNL skit.

I think, that Grandmaster Jay guy's performance is great (LOL.) I guess he might be the first air DJ, as opposed to air guitarist.

You say "Hello", I say "Farewell."

Imagine Grandmaster Jay posting here like Aja. Shit will turn WW6 up in here.

"Who wants to try my Beamz!"
hahahahaha

JamesJeffery wrote: This is like having sex without being able to feel the pussy. Where's the fun in that!

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