The Mpc1000 is a helluva drug

This shit is like crack... i've been wanting to get one of these for ten years, i finally got it and i had it sitting on my dresser for the past three weeks, i am a procrastinator but i also didn't know what thell i was doing til yesterday at 12am i started messing around w/ the already loaded samples and i was banginn out simple beats in minutes, at first i was like why is the shit im recording not sounding the same when i play it, then i realized that my timing was off so i started hitting that shit like a drummer should and everything was in synch, now im at my home in jersey away from my mpc1000 and i miss my ****, this shit is like crack can't wait to get back to her and start banging out morre beats...peace

yes. i have already had sex with it.


i can no loger use the headphones plug

damn kid, you gotsta chill, you already stretched her shit out damn

i did mine in the rear?.......


more holes to choose from....

tdot wrote:yes. i have already had sex with it.


i can no loger use the headphones plug

~ LMAO!