Upgrade or Downgrade, how do I make beats?

Hi y'all peeps,

I got my MPC1000 six months ago. I just started using it.
Is it better than my MPC2000?
Anyways my question is this:
Usually I breathe like this: inhale, exhale, inhale, exhale. But I've
been thinking about changing to: exhale, inhale, exhale, inhale.
What are the benefits? Does Timbaland or the Neptunes breath like
the first way I mentioned or the second way?
Oh, and how do I make beats?

Peach!

Hahaa, you maniac.

idk if your being as ass or whatnot but if you really wanna make music and love music. it aint about whats better than what. its what you do with the machine. i aint going to mention names because that shits been done like a million times already. as a producer you have to have a certain drive to make music.

granted wrote:Oh, and how do I make beats?

sample some shit and make it bang

this post made me laugh...

id say the best way is to stop breathing and then buy a mpc 4000 and do not breathe until it gets there...then when it does breathe like this..smoke inhale, smoke inhale smoke inhale exhale and repeat 40 times with your lips ever so genlty wrapped around a crack pipe. i tried it and now the neptunes call me everyday.

funny thread, I can read between the lines, haha.