Penfold...?

ok, i see your point now. i knew i should have put a ' ' after what i said. thanks for pulling me up on it though, ryssen, i need to know where the boundaries are occasionally.

peace to all.

and can i just say, before un-deviating back to the Mystery of the Missing Penfold, you argue like an Oxbridge graduate, ryssen, for fook's sake, is there nothing you swedes aren't good at? (of course by saying 'you swedes' i don't mean to generalise )

ps. that's if you are in fact swedish, and not some hyper-intelligent alien (maybe you took Penfold?! )

He left because "hand-holding" has been banned on these forums.

and because the grass is greener. i reckon he's wanted to come back but wanted to save face, so he's signed up as someone else. now our only mission is to work out who.....

Mr modnaR wrote:and can i just say, before un-deviating back to the Mystery of the Missing Penfold, you argue like an Oxbridge graduate, ryssen

A problem with not using your mother tounge is that you have to be pretty anal on how you phrase yourself to make sure you´re understood correctly.
It´s hard being casual on a language you don´t use in everyday life, you english speakers are lucky, you can use slang and other hip talk with your dignity kept.

Mr modnaR wrote:is there nothing you swedes aren't good at?

Well, beatmaking. You shold hear swedish hip hop, it´s a damn joke. Most of it is utter shit and many times straight out laughable. Both music and rhymes are substandard and retarded, no vision or individaulity.

i meant that you argue with eloquence and confidence, it was a compliment believe it or not!

TheFirstJimBo wrote:He left because "hand-holding" has been banned on these forums.

He wasn´t a hand holder, was he? I remember he slapped me pretty hard on my second post.

elmacaco enforced the ban on hand holding (as well as being abducted by aliens)

elmacaco wrote:Yup, we've banned hand holding and salesmanship on the forum, so I'm afraid you'll have to read about them online and make up your own mind.

penfold was getting tired of seeing people ask dumb questions that have been asked a million times that can be found by reading the manual. he also got tired of the forums being polluted by irrelevant topics and childish arguements.

the bottom line is that nobody wants to sift through tons of useless threads and many of the forum veterans have left as a result of all that.

in closing, i suggest one thing to all the newbies...

READ THE FUKING MANUAL!

elmacaco got snatched by aliens too? jesus they're dropping like flies! get to de chopper! do it!! do it now!!!

there's also rumors that Tutor spotted elmacaco and penfold making crop circles out in his back yard the other night...

but you didnt hear that from me.

I chatted with P on email just yesterday, I sent him some pictures of where I am out here, he's fine and doing well..

"penfold was getting tired of seeing people ask dumb questions that have been asked a million times that can be found by reading the manual. he also got tired of the forums being polluted by irrelevant topics and childish arguements."
That is my take on it too, but, only he knows the real.

Mr modnaR wrote:no, you're a woman

I know you were joking but if it weren't for women you wouldn't be here.
Your mother and her mother are women.

Be mindful of that.

Lampdog wrote:I chatted with P on email just yesterday, I sent him some pictures of where I am out here, he's fine and doing well..

"penfold was getting tired of seeing people ask dumb questions that have been asked a million times that can be found by reading the manual. he also got tired of the forums being polluted by irrelevant topics and childish arguements."
That is my take on it too, but, only he knows the real.

thats why i kinda stopped checking on the forums, it seems that poeple who want to make music dont have the inetiative to funk with the machine first, they want INSTANT answers so they can pump out INSTANT HITS. It dont work that way, it seems that people here are just not used to working hard to find or figure out how to make beats by themselves. I made beats at 10 with old records and 2 tape decks mixing breaks and wierd sounds and no one showed me. Im talking about people have the INTEREST TO FIND OUT HOW TO BY THEMSELVES. I guess in the year 2006 people just want infomation handed to them on a silver platter in an INSTANT, i dont blame em, i blame technology, its made us all want this QUICK!!!!!!! If you got offended by my point of view dont be, and if you at least get what im trying to say, can you please abridge it because i cant think of a smaller way of typing my opinion.

solah wrote:and if you at least get what im trying to say, can you please abridge it because i cant think of a smaller way of typing my opinion.

certainly: RTFM

Lampdog wrote:

Mr modnaR wrote:no, you're a woman

I know you were joking but if it weren't for women you wouldn't be here.
Your mother and her mother are women.

Be mindful of that.

don't worry mate i have the highest respect for women, which is why that comment could not have even 1 grain of truth in it, which, in turn, was why i found it funny. as i said to ryssen though, thanks for pulling me up on it, i need to know when to stop sometimes, i can get carried away to a point where others just don't find it funny.