MPC 1000 TSHIRTS

anyone taking the time to read that on a tshirt wants to **** anyway

last night i hooked up with a girl at a party while drunk. i kept trying to explain "no, you don't want to do this, i'm a rapper and i make beats" but she wouldn't listen.

curse my smoothtalk, it gets me into so many dangerous nooks and crannies.

I bet she was 14

actually it's funny you say that - i once convinced a friend of mine who looks really young to get into bed with this drunkass guy, wake him up and tell him she was 14. my friend is 20. i listened to him from the closet, his reaction was priceless.

him - "wait, what?"
her - "i'm 14."
(silence).
him - "oh, god."

so you hid in the closet while some dude had sex with your friend?

LMAO

I think he means homie was drunk in bed, passed out, so girl gets in wakes him up and says she's 14. No sex involved, at least I hope for his sake.

i know

shit is mad funny

yeah i didn't hide in the closet

but man i wish i could relay the hilarity.

anyway sorry for hijacking, back to the shirts...

im gonna go get 10 done this coming weekend

it's going to read

"my other shirt is an mpc"

and

"please maam, don't touch me there"

then it's going to have a picture of an mpc with arms and legs doing the mash potatoes


greatest 20 dollars ever spent

something like this!!

sniff. sniff.

nice! or someone should put the little MPC guy from the japanese side of the manual on a shirt. the MPC with legs whose ass is on fire. dude is hilarious

murj wrote:sniff. sniff.

already

IS N E 1 ACTUALLY GONNA DO THIS??!!!