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By grandpricks Wed Oct 31, 2007 5:51 pm
i go into sam ash and guitar centers all around my area and any other ones i see while i'm travelling

i bring small tools and battery acid

when the salespeople ain't lookin i use it to fukk up the mpc's

you should join me in my rampage
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By thedvs01 Wed Oct 31, 2007 6:02 pm
that's **** up
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By 7 1 4 Beats Wed Oct 31, 2007 6:18 pm
Dude that's the dumbest shit I have ever heard your not getting back at Akai! Your **** Guitar Center! They already bought those machines from Akai. There not on Consignment or something!

By grandpricks Wed Oct 31, 2007 6:49 pm
oh snap!

i'll stop then

how can i cause damage to akai then?

i must devise an evil plan

By grandpricks Wed Oct 31, 2007 6:55 pm
oh snap!

i'll stop then

how can i cause damage to akai then?

i must devise an evil plan
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By 7 1 4 Beats Wed Oct 31, 2007 7:21 pm
Send them a virus or something! lol
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By thedvs01 Wed Oct 31, 2007 7:38 pm
grandpricks wrote:oh snap!

i'll stop then

how can i cause damage to akai then?

i must devise an evil plan


rob their warehouses at gunpoint and steal new 1000's with new pads for us all.

By grandpricks Wed Oct 31, 2007 8:12 pm
show me the warehouses and i will do it

i'll get 246 sets of pads
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By 7 1 4 Beats Wed Oct 31, 2007 9:58 pm
Yeah but it's funny!

By pad-ophiliac Thu Nov 01, 2007 4:42 am
dude thats borderline retarded. what in the hell would make you think that fukin up the mpcs at guitar center would have any negative effect on akai? your method of madness is just going to help them sell more mpcs when GC has to replace the floor models. thats like saying you're going to fuk up all the cars at the dealership to get back at ford for you flat tire. makes no sense. thanks for the laugh though.

By peezie Thu Nov 01, 2007 6:19 am
thanks for making me feel like a genius.

By pad-ophiliac Thu Nov 01, 2007 6:28 am
:lol: