ok im gonna try this one more time lol

yeah so you get an mpc, speakers, cables, mixer, microphone, keyboard, and every sample pack mpc-samples.com sells ... you put it all on a well greased pan and bake it in the oven at 350 for 45 minutes. turn the pan around after 30 minutes and continue to baste the roast every 5 minutes until the timer goes off. Then turn your oven to broil and leave the roast in for 3 minutes to get a crispy golden brown top.

Remove from heat and let stand for several minutes to cool off, and enjoy!

That sounds delightful - and more importantly, EASY!