Newbie's Quiz To Graduate

maybe you 'experts' can make a quiz that we have to pass so we don't ask teh same dumbass questions..

I'm actually about to do this for my lil cousin because he want to learn how to 'make beats'...

He's gotta pay some dues before he breathes near MY MPC!!!
Anyone wanna contribute??

I'm not an expert any more...

Mike Boogie wrote:I'm actually about to do this for my lil cousin because he want to learn how to 'make beats'...

He's gotta pay some dues before he breathes near MY MPC!!!
Anyone wanna contribute??

yo Mike Boogie! if you put a together a quiz..like some intro shit..ill complete it!

This isn't college, we're not your professors, pay us a tuition , otherwise pay TUTOR and get on of his bibles, JESUS! not trying to be a dick Zach, but really??? you wanna quiz, pff TIME AND HARD WORK HIS HOW WE GOT HERE, and just because it says EXPERT MEMBER doesn't make us experts, it just means we've posted a certain amount on the forum, so don't let that full you, cause we all have questions from time to time.

My posts came from Off Topic BS'n

Prah_860_ wrote:My posts came from Off Topic BS'n

+1 Thanks to b. read i'm officially an expert in cat pictures now....

zach wrote:maybe you 'experts' can make a quiz that we have to pass so we don't ask teh same dumbass questions..

that's a brilliant idea, doubt it could be implemented thou

konc3pt wrote:

zach wrote:maybe you 'experts' can make a quiz that we have to pass so we don't ask teh same dumbass questions..

that's a brilliant idea, doubt it could be implemented thou

thanks konc3pt..why don't you formulate a few questions?

ArKyve-31 wrote:

Prah_860_ wrote:My posts came from Off Topic BS'n

+1 Thanks to b. read i'm officially an expert in cat pictures now....

Lampdog was the OG of cat pics though.

zach wrote:

konc3pt wrote:

zach wrote:maybe you 'experts' can make a quiz that we have to pass so we don't ask teh same dumbass questions..

that's a brilliant idea, doubt it could be implemented thou

thanks konc3pt..why don't you formulate a few questions?

every question under the sun has already been asked here ... look through the old posts to find them - AND the answers too ... oh wait, that's what you noobs refuse to do!

noobs Will continue to ask these same questions forever bro..come on!

true

I have thought about starting an mpc1000 FAQ

it would basically go like this:

Q1) My samples ...
A1) Set Program to POLY

Q2) But I did and my samples still ...
A2) SET PROGRAM TO POLY!!!

Q3) When I copy files to ...
A3) 16bit 44kHz

Q4) Huh?
A4) get an audio file converter

Q5) what cables do I need?
A5) AAAAARGH

a good one that gets asked alot is why do my sounds overlap, why dont they mute eachother out?

a good quiz question for this would be what is the difference between mono and polyphonic note overlaps?

zach wrote:maybe you 'experts' can make a quiz that we have to pass so we don't ask teh same dumbass questions..

QUESTION #1

"DID YOU SEARCH THE FORUM FOR THE DUMBASS QUESTION, BEFORE POSTING A DUMBASS QUESTION?"

END OF QUIZ, AND THE ANSWER TO 99% OF THE QUESTIONS POSTED.

I'm not an expert but I play one on television.