Why wont my equipment make love? Is my Mpc 2500 homosexual?

Or is this just way over my head....?

Well im at the end the last couple days i have been going crazy reading manuals and googlin' like a beast...and STILL i put my equipment in a room and they refuse to make love...

I "think" i have everything ran ok (cables wise)...i just can not get a break lol..not even a sign of a break...

My plans are to run everything through a PC and use softwares to record in real time...i.e. Acid,nuendo as well as reason for sounds etc.

I have:

Loaded up plenty of ram PC
mpc 2500
axiom 25 midi controller
wharfdale monitors
turntable & mixer
Emu 1212M soundcard

and i didnt plan to use it but if needed i also have a lowend yamaha mixer a 10/2....

Are they not attracted to each other or what gives? They all are very sexy in thier own way im trying to make this stuff have an audio orgy...someone PLEASE PLEASE help...wether it be tips on running cables or maybe something very simple i may have overlooked? I tried everything and at this point i dont know where to start to problem solve this...All help would be highly appreciated...

..........Do they have STD's ? Have them checked man......... vstservice.com they check for STD contaminated gear.

hope this helped......

Nah a few ATD's a couple LMNOP's and the mpc had an XYZ but they said none of which should cause any problems...he gave them the ok and said they should be able to make sweet jungle love till the sun comes up....and this is why i am STILL left dumbfounded as to why we arnt in action....

helped LOADS!! but i could still use some more indepth help as to why we are not giving birth to dozens of heatrocks yet?

Am I the only one thats completely baffled by this thread?

check this thread out, it should get you on the right path..

http://www.mpc-forums.com/viewtopic.php?t=31174

stonesthrow whats so baffling? My equipment is not making love like it should...therefor something is wrong and i was looking for help....easy enuff??

EMfinite GOOOOD LOOKS man thanks for that link that may help AND its a video, gotta love that cause im so done reading...much appreciated boss im downloading that now...

lampdog thanks as well for the link you have always been a help....

Thanks to all trying to set me on the right path....hopefully these new links and video can get me rockin'....

*cross's fingers*

i bumped this thread too cuz im learning MIDI...


http://www.mpc-forums.com/viewtopic.php?t=35205

check out class's vid too!!

http://userpages.umbc.edu/~jason12/classic_lab_1.WMV

if the owner of the gear is homo, then the gear is homo....


just a theory....

preach ^

cooocooo1 wrote:if the owner of the gear is homo, then the gear is homo....


just a theory....

haha... quote of the week. i gotta add that to my sig.

cooocooo1 wrote:if the owner of the gear is homo, then the gear is homo....


just a theory....

Must not be a very well thought out theory because it seems irrelevant....even if the owner is as fruity as a box a skittles, it really shouldnt make an impact on the equipments preference....

Now im not very good in that field so i could be wrong, but since you came up with the theory that must mean you have invested some time into the matter. Was your theory based off of personal trial and error? Just curious....

I also find it funny that most of you just popped in with no help at all. What is your point of coming into a thread that you dont intend on being a part of? Im starting to think maybe you fellas are part of this theory cooocooo speaks of...who knows!

I would like to thank the people that DID or are willing to help though. EMFinite, major props boss those links were a huge help.

Now back to your regularly scheduled broadcasting........

make love? orgy? ur equipment is not attracted to eachother?

futureproducers.com should be able to help u.