Best thing a store clerk's said?

funniest thing i heard a clerk say

clerk:WHATS THIS?
me :A record,vinyl!!
clerk:what do you do with that?
me: it has music on it!i listen to it
clerk:how does that fit into your cd player?
me:**laughing hysterically**you don't play it in a CD player it will never fit come on!!

Clerk: Hey buddy, the Rap records are over by the end there.

Me: I know.

Clerk: WHAT? A young guy like you into the classics? Get outta here.

Me: Well my father is sick and he loves this music, I want to give him these as a gift (I lied).

Clerk: Oh yeah? Come over here I got stuff I know he'll like.

He pulls out the hidden gems from under the counter and I dive in like mad. He does notice my excitement.

Clerk: You sure these are for your father?

Me: Yes, and he's gonna love these!!

I pay up the dough and as I reach for the door...

Clerk: I think you're gonna make some phat beats.

The guy must've been 50 yrs old.

Ill-Green wrote:Clerk: Hey buddy, the Rap records are over by the end there.

Me: I know.

Clerk: WHAT? A young guy like you into the classics? Get outta here.

Me: Well my father is sick and he loves this music, I want to give him these as a gift (I lied).

Clerk: Oh yeah? Come over here I got stuff I know he'll like.

He pulls out the hidden gems from under the counter and I dive in like mad. He does notice my excitement.

Clerk: You sure these are for your father?

Me: Yes, and he's gonna love these!!

I pay up the dough and as I reach for the door...

Clerk: I think you're gonna make some phat beats.

The guy must've been 50 yrs old.

Hahaha that's a good one

Clerk: "You're definitely gonna find some good samples in there!" (sarcastically)

Me: "They're for my personal listening pleasure..."

Clerk: "Oh, sorry"


I hate it when you frequent the same record shop and the store clerk tries to have you all figured out.

Ill-Green wrote:Clerk: Hey buddy, the Rap records are over by the end there.

Me: I know.

Clerk: WHAT? A young guy like you into the classics? Get outta here.

Me: Well my father is sick and he loves this music, I want to give him these as a gift (I lied).

Clerk: Oh yeah? Come over here I got stuff I know he'll like.

He pulls out the hidden gems from under the counter and I dive in like mad. He does notice my excitement.

Clerk: You sure these are for your father?

Me: Yes, and he's gonna love these!!

I pay up the dough and as I reach for the door...

Clerk: I think you're gonna make some phat beats.

The guy must've been 50 yrs old.

ahahahahaaa

record connection ephrata PA great shop!
me "how's it goin?"
mulleted clerk "33 and a third!"