A tick walks into a bar. And he says to the bartender "Got any grapes?" The bartender says "No, I don’t have any grapes." The tick walks out, sorely disappointed.
So the next day, he walks back into the bar, asks the same question, gets the same answer.
The day after, he walks back into the bar, and again, asks the bartender, "Do you have any grapes?" The bartender, having still not figured out why this tick seems to think he may have some grapes, says to the tick, "No, and if you come back in here tomorrow and ask me if I have any grapes, I will nail you to the bar!"
The tick frowns, turns around, and walks out of the bar. So the next day, the tick walks back into the bar, and asks the bartender "Got any nails?"
The bartender says, "No."
So the tick says, "Got any grapes?"
Sometimes I still laugh out loud about the beat kangz and that time some English dude hacked the Akai marketing website and stole a bunch of pictures of the Ren before it was released.