Exchange tips and tricks for the Akai MPC4000
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By gertie Tue Mar 22, 2005 3:10 pm
when your new mpc4000 arrives and the gobshites have forgotten to include your harddrive

Ah well...I've a lot of shit to learn anyway....looking forward to my steep learning curve and lots of manual reading!!

By Dresta Wed Mar 23, 2005 12:04 am
good lucc homie

By glide Wed Mar 23, 2005 5:02 am
looking forward to my steep learning curve



Welcome to the jungle son, but hang in there as once you get pass the curve there's a temple of gratification that awaits and inside there's a horny princess that’s calling your name, although she might look something like a nurse tapping her feet during the learning process,

but Yes its true! once certain skills have been achieved the nurse will turn into a princess, you will then access the hidden screen of Q links: will include nibble twisting L&R, penetration depth with overdrive, vibrate ratio with tempo sync and more! you can even step sequence some spanking if ya are up to it

:shock: :twisted: :D

By deaf-mute Thu Mar 24, 2005 2:06 pm
glide wrote:
looking forward to my steep learning curve



Welcome to the jungle son, but hang in there as once you get pass the curve there's a temple of gratification that awaits and inside there's a horny princess that’s calling your name, although she might look something like a nurse tapping her feet during the learning process,

but Yes its true! once certain skills have been achieved the nurse will turn into a princess, you will then access the hidden screen of Q links: will include nibble twisting L&R, penetration depth with overdrive, vibrate ratio with tempo sync and more! you can even step sequence some spanking if ya are up to it

:shock: :twisted: :D


You got a secret you wanna share???? you got a seriously twisted relationship with that mpc.... Naaaaaiiiiiiccccce... does she talk dirty to you also????? do you give her pads some serious abuse... I guess you must push the right buttons glide...
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By gertie Thu Mar 24, 2005 3:58 pm
Tell me about it....Im just trying to research all my issues on the net instead of hassling you guys...the first evening was well frustrating....its got a hard drive of unknown format - for some reason I cannot format it..I will open it up this weekend as I have to insert the 512mb...I managed to get ak.sys working but some reason cannot add the MPC4KUSB driver on WinXP...always bombs out at very end saying cannot find file....looking forward to 4 days off full of frustration....the joys of new kit!!
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By gertie Thu Mar 24, 2005 3:59 pm
me bad...but not really..they told me in the shop there was an external hd to be fitted...but then it came with it inside but they never said....not much use anyway as i cannot format it yet...I hope going to roots manuva gig tonight will give me inspiration :-)

By deaf-mute Thu Mar 24, 2005 4:07 pm
I hope going to roots manuva gig tonight will give me inspiration :-)


i'm **** jealous... not really.... I saw them last week in Geneva and they were **** fantastic... have fun and be inspired... their music rocks... (raps)[/quote]

By glide Fri Mar 25, 2005 2:13 am
You got a secret you wanna share? you got a seriously twisted relationship with that mpc.... Naaaaaiiiiiiccccce... does she talk dirty to you also?? do you give her pads some serious abuse... I guess you must push the right buttons glide...


Yhea before I star with saw wav :twisted: destinations I apologize ..

gertie, yes the learning curve is steep but once its 2nd nature its actually very simple and straight forward to operate, its just a matter of knowing..
good luck!