THE TEN WACK COMMANDMENTS.
(1) Slap some schyt together, don't take much time or effort,
(2) Abuse keyboard presets!
(3) Always use 808 drum kits.
(4) Make Youtube video. Introduce yourself as "it's ya boy" or "You know how I do." Act thuggy!
(5) To increase video swagger, have a blunt lit and blow smoke by the MPC. Look very G, and DON'T smile!
(6) Create a Myspace page with a chicks ass or chest for your profile pic. Place a gun on your MPC too!
(7) Visit other womens pages, and slap your music player in their comments area.
(8) People like beats that are "fire", so say this word a lot in messages and video's. People believe anything.
(9) Have a buddy design a cd cover. Write your name in marker over the "verbatim" name.
(10) Get on peoples nerves by asking $10 for your beat cd when they walk out church/grocery and doctors offices.
**EXTRA CREDIT**
Get shot a few times. The bullet holes will make people a believer! Works amazingly well!
P.S As long as people can chant "Heeeey" over your beats, you will be #1!
