My doctor.
He says it will be good for me to write this.
Closure or something.
It's hard to type with these restraints. Hard to think through the diazepam fog and sleepless nights filled with screaming. I'll do my best. For you John. For me. And for our unspoken lov....well that's over now.
I only meant to give advice John. You came here. We didn't ask you to join.
Your pads weren't phat. I only meant to steer you toward a more effective solution to your stiff pads.
Yes, it was five years ago. I should let go. I should have let go a long time ago.
But you never responded JOHN. YOU NEVER RESPONDED!!!!
I'm sorry.
It's just the burning. In my brain. The thought of you...
glorious you....playing with your stock pads. Not really experiencing the lush, bouncy, fullness of pads from mpcstuff.com.
That made me crazy.
I know what you're going to say. I was a terrible friend. It's probably true. I left too many notes. Left too many candies in your mailbox. I called too many times and left too many sticky, used tissues under your windshield.
I was overbearing. I know that now.
BUT YOU HAD IT COMING!!! You never came back to mpc-forums! You posted about sampling chords! You sang us sweet songs about the dangerous power of the MPC!!!
What else was I to do but wait in the shadows for a sign that you had modified your pads.
Look at me John.
No really, look at me. Deep into my soul.
That's better mister.
Now listen to me.
Phat. pads. are. still. available.
I know. I know. I know. I know. It's incredible!
All these years, in and out of psychiatric wards, rehab and halfway houses.
We can turn this around. Just come back to me love. To us. mpc-forums.com
All is forgiven.
Wait....
Who the **** gave you the dog John? Was it Katy? Who did it?
ARGHHHHHHHH
Sometimes I still laugh out loud about the beat kangz and that time some English dude hacked the Akai marketing website and stole a bunch of pictures of the Ren before it was released.