Does the MPC1000 do THIS

Basically, I am inches away from getting one of these bad boys, it does everything I need it to do HOWEVER I need to know this one thing (the manual doesn't really cover it)

When playing samples simultaneously from one pad - i.e. two samples linked to play from one pad push - Can both those samples have seperate outputs?

Alternatively, can two samples play in exact sync off of two seperate pads? so even if the two pads aren't pressed perfectly in time, they still play in perfect sync?

I hope that makes sense...

Yes. The solution to both those problems is to use simult pad (jjos only) . One pad can only have one output (or two linked in stereo), but you can link two or more pads using the simult feature - you hit one pad and the others play at the same time, and through different outputs if you set it up that way.