Stiff pads gone

robthom wrote:

There, "fixed" it.

hahha! I was thinking about that same thing!!!

Jamon could run a successful medical practice in the 15th century:

Warts, Hangnails, Receding Hairline?
No Problem!
Instant results guaranteed!

Wow Jamon. I hope you're proud of yourself. Spending $600 on a machine just to hate on and destroy. If you got money to burn like that why don't you buy the Brooklyn Bridge and jump off. You're a hipocrite who needs to shut the fu*k up and on top of that you're embarassing yourself. Everyone thinks your gay and I think so too. A man you could never be, someone who crys about things that don't go their way and catches tantrums is a little bit*h in my book.
Get a woman, woo her, love her, copulate with her then come back to the MPC500 and you're gonna see how beautiful it is when that woman fu*ked the blindness and ignorance out of your head. You no-pussy gettin' mother-fu*ker!

Jamon wrote:feels so much better



without the rubber

More pics ->

That's hot man! I tried it and works great!

I went one step further though. That slider was getting in my way so I removed it and replaced it with a Q-tip, and the rotary dial didn't work the way I want so I replaced it with an oreo cookie.

My MPC kicks A55 now!!!!! Thank you!!!!

MeSoHordey wrote:

Jamon wrote:without the rubber

More pics ->

That's hot man! I tried it and works great!

I went one step further though. That slider was getting in my way so I removed it and replaced it with a Q-tip, and the rotary dial didn't work the way I want so I replaced it with an oreo cookie.

My MPC kicks A55 now!!!!! Thank you!!!!

DIY MPC500 for sensible guys!

lol this thread is quality laughs

modular wrote:

MeSoHordey wrote:

Jamon wrote:without the rubber

More pics ->

That's hot man! I tried it and works great!

I went one step further though. That slider was getting in my way so I removed it and replaced it with a Q-tip, and the rotary dial didn't work the way I want so I replaced it with an oreo cookie.

My MPC kicks A55 now!!!!! Thank you!!!!

DIY MPC500 for sensible guys!

Yes! That's it. That's how I roll! All sensitive and sensible.

The guys at Scientology Church would kick my nuts if they knew I've posted this yet-to-come product from Akai.

Even though it's now 100% confirmed, rumors say that Akai will be releasing a special edition of the MPC500 with some specially developed nail polish for all the sensitive producers. Not only your nails will look awesome, but they also guarantee you five number one hits and a producer diploma.

I can't wait to get this one...

Jamon wrote:I am pussy. You are man. Which one of us should be proud?

So you're a woman?

The Mods not being here reminds me of in public school, back in elementary grades. When teacher called in sick and the sub never came in, and everyone kept the secret. And it was the best day of school ever.

Oh sh!t, modular killed it!

modular wrote:
I can't wait to get this one...

Looks like its time to get rid of the rest of those pesky buttons.
Not only could they hurt a finger, they could really chip a nail!

Jamon...Are you serious?????

damn yo...admitting your a pussy is pretty crucial..


Fight The Power

What's up with the mods for the sensible mpc user? My mpc came with these:



Never had sore fingers after beating those hard insensitive rubber pads