Fess wrote:jpeg wrote:the mo phatt is almost as corny as beat thang as far as namesakes
But the Moog 'Lil Phatty' is a cool name right? I gotta laugh
. First, you call it a fail, and then you say the audio outputs sound good. Which is it man? Does it pass or fail in your book of production device wisdom and please tell me where it fails so miserably? I need your professional insight to show me the error of my ways.
I look forward to your comprehensive and informative review. Please post all of your findings here. 
For me, it's first and foremost the style/looks of the product. Just looks like shit. I don't care how good it sounds. It's too much over the top.
I don't like the marketing at all. I don't like the use of "Bling" and "Blang" buttons. Just sounds like coon mockery at it finest.
I don't like that the owners of the product/company replied to my MPC video on youtube, which had no mention of the BT, telling me I should try their beat thang because I don't know what I'm missing. WTF?!

What company does shit like that ?
I don't like any of the unprofessional looking demo vids they put out.
I don't like how the pads are laid out like keyboard keys, although I do appreciate the idea of not copying the standard 4x4 layout. I just still prefer 4x4.
I don't care for the idea of battery powered portability. At least not the way they market it. I mean, what **** grown ass man walks around making beats like this?

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http://vimeo.com/23881021I appreciate that a group of black men were able to break into an industry where everything is predominantly white and asian. But damn, everything was just done so distastfully, IMO. And it just turns me off from the product, honestly.
I mean, look how many times they put a "buy it now" button on this page:
http://www.beatthang.com/products/beat-thang.html. Terrible!
The packaging looks like something that would be in the music aisle at Toys R Us:

Again, doesn't matter how good it sounds. The way they market and promote doesn't make me confident AT ALL in the companies future. So I would never invest my money into such a product! Take NI for example, with Ski Beats. In his promo vids, he's not jumping all around with a bunch of gimmicks and "bling" (although Akai has done this with Ren). It's just good music doing the talking and a simple explanation of why he uses the product spoken in a way that everyone can interpret.
This is how ALL of Beat Thang's marketing should have been presented. Then I would have taken it more serious:
http://vimeo.com/23344631