3000 Internal Card Reader!!

I just wanna say that I've been inquiring about an internal Card Reader for my mpc3000 and its been hell. I asked certain people which one works so I can go buy it and get it done, but I get the usual "go read my forum.. etc.."

So I've been reading and searching this forum as well as all the extra links (such as the www.mpc3000.com forum and so on) and I'm trying to understand all of your confusion and progress and trial and errors, and in the end I end up with the same thing I started with because this mystery Microtech PCD 15/15b/25 or whatever the hell is not found anywhere for sale! Even if I got one how the FCK do I install it with all this firmware version confusion and sh!t??

I've been on this computer from 11am to 7pm the past 3 days trying to figure this whole thing out! VST Services and Bruce Forat already remember my voice by heart now.

People like myself simply don't understand all this programming and wires and tricks and all of this. I simply feel music coming from inside, play instruments, get on my mpc and chop up sounds and sample drums and make songs for people write to, just so I can lose half my work to this damn zip drive. I'm not gifted in math and programming and rewiring to install things. I would have gone to school for computer programming and electricity in stead of music. I just need a solid answer and a place to buy this stuff so I get moving.

Now, I have the money for it, whatever, I'll even SEND YOU my mpc3000 in the mail from New York to CHINA with a nice service fee to install and test this thing so it can work, whatever it takes, I'm dead serious! Any offers??

Please do not send me another link unless that page has a list from top to bottom of what I need to buy and where to buy it as well as what I need to do to install it. Sorry if I sound like I'm losing my mind, its because I am.

Thank you. Look forward to hearing from you all