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Interpolation challenge - Bob Marley’s Jammin’

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By Danoc Wed Jul 29, 2020 11:21 am
Can't stand splice!

Man l just have a midi keyboard , and the computer and lm gone. I never understood why people have multiple machines. Oh well.

No use your mouth to emulate ziggy! We're turning our joints in on Friday :nod:
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By NearTao Wed Jul 29, 2020 12:04 pm
CharlesRandolph wrote:What are people doing with all this gear they're purchasing? Wall full of guitars, bass, keyboards, drum machines, samplers, VI, and Slice credits (Except for DANOC who cancelled is Splice account. :lol: ). Where is it going?


Man... some of us get inspired by all the blinking lights! But first you take a hit of that sweet MJ, then you think about all the cool things you can make with that expensive gear, take a nap, cuz dope producers need their rest to be fully creative. Once you wake up, then you get saucy, and tell your friends and family about this new fire album you’re working on, it’s going to be lit! Then you realize it’s getting late and it is time to get started. So you download some samples off the internet, cuz who doesn’t do this these days? Pookie does it, so you do it. Now you’re running out of time, cuz it is hard work going through sample libraries to see what you like. Just drop some of them illicit samples into a track, just random style... it’ll sound LoFi. To give it some more oomph you drop a LP filter sweep from the start to the end of the track. It’s done, good job to you. Release that track to soundcloud and put in the track picture all that cool gear you own. Heck, you even spice it up and talk about all the gear you own and how you used that gear to get the sound you think comes out of each unit. Moog has great filters, so you talk about how you compressed the sound through the Moog Voyager, that NES sounding joint you downloaded, well the S950 you got racked sounds LoFi, so talk about how you got that chiptune sound out of the S950. Gotta get some street action though, so you take all those first minute comments on your track and go buy some listens from DopeGirlsLikeBigDee, and just watch all that sweet sweet ad revenue come in. After a long days work, time to go back to eBay, Reverb, and Craigslist to start looking for new gear to buy for your next release.
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By NearTao Wed Jul 29, 2020 12:25 pm
CharlesRandolph wrote:Don't forget the tutorial videos after mastering the unit in 3 hours with no manual, in the dark, blind folded, using just your right elbow. Also lest we forget the top down shot of the wood table and tiny plant. :popcorn:


Hey man, that plant has big dreams of becoming a star, so don't go too hard on it.
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By NearTao Wed Jul 29, 2020 12:30 pm
Danoc wrote:Can't stand splice!


I don't even get why people would pay for splice. I get their business model... convert real money into fake credits... distance your business model from the psychological cost of spending $1-$2 (or more) for a single sample... and I guess profit.

Where I get lost though is trying to understand how many people *really* cannot make a loop to save their life, and just want to sift through other people's rubbish or rejected sounds to make music that they have effectively zero connection with.

Huh... Maybe I just convinced myself that I should start taking my garbage loops and selling them. I've definitely got gigs of unused, lonely sounds... just looking for a home... for somebody, if only they would care enough to put money into my wallet.
By Eyalc Wed Jul 29, 2020 6:02 pm
Alright folks,

Lampdog has volunteered to coordinate the tracks and post.

This thread will turn into the voting thread too - better this way because then everything is in one thread, and can easily view the rules, the history, etc.

So, DM your links to Lampdog by this Friday at noon EST. Voting will stay open until 5pm Sunday. Only one vote per person, no changing votes once submitted.

Thanks Lampdog for coordinating!!! We are expecting 5 entries. CR, NearTao, CockDiesel, Danoc and me. Could be others if folks are lurking.
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By Danoc Wed Jul 29, 2020 7:46 pm
Yesiiiiirrrrrrr!

Eyalc wrote:Alright folks,

Lampdog has volunteered to coordinate the tracks and post.

This thread will turn into the voting thread too - better this way because then everything is in one thread, and can easily view the rules, the history, etc.

So, DM your links to Lampdog by this Friday at noon EST. Voting will stay open until 5pm Sunday. Only one vote per person, no changing votes once submitted.

Thanks Lampdog for coordinating!!! We are expecting 5 entries. CR, NearTao, CockDiesel, Danoc and me. Could be others if folks are lurking.
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By Danoc Wed Jul 29, 2020 7:57 pm
lol Dam you got on splice :lol:

Man if a person learn music theory and know how to make chords and melodies you don't need someone else joints. Now if you catch a dope loop use it.

NearTao wrote:I don't even get why people would pay for splice. I get their business model... convert real money into fake credits... distance your business model from the psychological cost of spending $1-$2 (or more) for a single sample... and I guess profit.

Where I get lost though is trying to understand how many people *really* cannot make a loop to save their life, and just want to sift through other people's rubbish or rejected sounds to make music that they have effectively zero connection with.

Huh... Maybe I just convinced myself that I should start taking my garbage loops and selling them. I've definitely got gigs of unused, lonely sounds... just looking for a home... for somebody, if only they would care enough to put money into my wallet.
By CharlesRandolph Wed Jul 29, 2020 8:52 pm
Danoc wrote:Can't stand splice!

Man l just have a midi keyboard , and the computer and lm gone. I never understood why people have multiple machines. Oh well.

No use your mouth to emulate ziggy! We're turning our joints in on Friday :nod:


It's time to use them. Also I used to want to collect flagship MPC's but I kept buying MPC 4000's. People used to ask, why I had so many MPC 4000's. I showed them and they said, damn I want to do that. :lol:
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By Danoc Wed Jul 29, 2020 9:04 pm
Lampdog wrote:
Danoc wrote:Variety and not using them? :hmmm:

You wanna control them using their gear?

Nope. Do you?
I couldn't possibly control them so why ask that question?

I just find it odd to have a bunch off drum machines AND NOT USING THEM! They can do what they want.