Post your views and questions about the Akai MPC2500
By Shy n' Awkward Wed Oct 14, 2009 10:27 pm
Hello Everybody, :D

I was just wondering how I could use my MPC 2500 to receive more vagina?

The only reason I purchased this machine was so I could get my hands on more vagina & I know you all probably did too....

Be honest, if you found out you could NEVER have vagina ever again, would you ever bother to make another beat? What would be the point?

Mine has never even been switched on, I just mounted it next to my bed :wink: in the hope that a girl might see it & think I'm interesting/creative enough to sleep with.

Basic equation: MPC 2500 + Time & Sleep depraving effort = Money = Vagina (or simply personal creative, satisfaction ??? )

I've thought about customizing this b*tch with some shiny looking parts, as I assume that guys who have done this probably receive more vagina than the rest of us (this must be true because it's what my conscience tells me).

So what it really boils down to is this:

Have you achieved more vaginal companionship since aquiring your 2500?
If yes, then tell us how? & if no... then have you considered selling it as it could be defective? :(

.......& finally, the most impotant question: Can I use a woman's nipple to rotate the jog wheel? (This question has been bugging me since this morning).

Kind regards,

Shy n' Awkward (London, England)
By Automageddon Thu Oct 15, 2009 9:23 am
I always have my MPC 1000 in my backpack, I take it out on the train and on the bus to work, I plug in my headphones and start banging on the pads, or I just make a pensive face, take the 1000 out of the bag, look at it, then I make a face like "ah so that's it!" bang a few pads, slide the q-links and put it back.

Scores, hordes of hungry vaginas are always trying to chat me up to figure out the fastest way to get in the bed of the "guy with the MPC on the 8.13 Heathrow Connect train". They can't resist the sexiness of all those circuits, they think that as I can make beat with those hard pads (I still have the old ones) I will be able to bang them in ways they've never been banged before and make them scream like a TB-303 with the resonance fully opened, they literally drool when they see my middle finger sliding on the q-links...

I'm not getting a 2500 as I know I could not physically cope with all that pussy.
















Most of the time they just look at me, the nerd with the weird plastic toy, sitting there hunched on my Nintendo Ds while a weird noise comes from my headphones, consider for a second the empty seat next to mine, then decide that they would rather stand next to the fat sweating guy...
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By Tapuno Thu Oct 15, 2009 9:40 am
and I happen to be that fat sweating guy.....sorry auto :lol: :lol: :lol:
ByMain Issue Thu Oct 15, 2009 12:34 pm
Shy n' Awkward wrote:the most impotant question


deliberate typo?!
By mr.pleasant Fri Oct 16, 2009 8:24 pm
poundaproblem wrote:best post of the day :lol:

DAY ??? .....u gotta mean WEEK :lol: :lol: :lol:
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By Explicit- Fri Oct 16, 2009 9:07 pm
I been putting alot of thought into this post and man you are right on.

MPC2500 = vagina!!!

And I got a custom one aswell. 8)
So I been telling all the ladies that I have a custom MPC2500 and I been getting more play.

Thanks
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By mr_debauch Fri Oct 16, 2009 9:10 pm
well if you are in a situation where you think the pussy might escape... just mention you got JJOS installed and it will seal the deal.