Support and discussion for all of Akai’s modern standalone MPCs including the MPC X / X SE, MPC Live 1, 2 & 3, MPC One / One+, MPC Key 37/61.
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By Ultros Mon Jul 14, 2025 11:30 pm
Take your javascript, cookies, cloudfare and captcha shine em up real good turn em side ways and shove it directly up your candy ass...

Absolutely **** you on this. You slave crown whoring scumbag monetizing your traffic and enforcing it with bullshit that links to the god damned govt. What is wrong with you. lol.
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By MPC-Tutor Tue Jul 15, 2025 12:00 am
Lol, no idea what you are talking about, for the past few days I've been hammered by bots which have been maxing out the database connections. 1000s of requests per second. The only way I've kept the site online is to implement the cloudflare javacript challenges, not monetizing jack shit with cloudflare. But thanks for calling me a scumbag BTW.

Posts like this make me wonder why I bother with this place.
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By Neodymium Tue Jul 15, 2025 1:04 am
These checks started happening at the same time one of my routers played up. So I thought it was me, and my Vietnamese IP, which some forums don't like. Turns out it isn't me.

Another music forum recently just got bombarded by bots last week, with loads of random posts about travel support. When I clicked on unread post, there were pages of them, all with different accounts. It's a pain for us to go through, but must be a total chore to have to clear up.

Anyways, this place is great, really appreciate the effort to keep it going.

Thanks Tutor and Lampdog. and anyone else keeping the place going.
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By Jean-Marc Liotier Tue Jul 15, 2025 8:31 am
MPC-Tutor wrote:past few days I've been hammered by bots
I was wondering what was up with the rather excessively punctilious Cloudflare reverse proxy - that clarifies it, thanks !

By the way, **** Cloudflare's hold on so much of the web - but I'm nevertheless in awe of their technological mastery , their free tier helps a ton of people and the Cloudflare engineering blog is always fascinating.
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By Neodymium Tue Jul 15, 2025 8:46 am
MPC-Tutor wrote:Things are calming a bit so I’ve switched off the challenge page for all but the most aggressive regions (bots from Brazil, Vietnam and Singapore have been the main culprits)


I'm real, I swear I am!
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By Ultros Tue Jul 15, 2025 10:26 am
I am very sorry i freaked out tutor lol i just got off work (roofing in 30c weather) repeatedly tried to sign in and blew my top.. pls delete this thread im so sorry.
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By Ultros Tue Jul 15, 2025 9:32 pm
Imagine me though, i work all day sweating my bag off in the heat. sweat rolling down my face, hot asphault shingles sticking to my hands. razor metal dicing me up like hamburger, my coworker grinding my gears all day. I come home im like "ahhh finally lets go see what the fellas are doing." i go to the site and im locked out, this is one of the last few places where I can interact with other musicians / producers and what not. I'm like "surely this cant be..." i had to go against every immoral fiber in my body and reenable js, cookies and disable ubock just to make my freak out post lol. I need this place god damn it is there no place sacred from the damn bots anymore. :( Again i'm sorry i acted like a small kid us roofers arent known to be chill... I am sorry i blamed you rather than just asking like a human being.

I like this site, lol alot clearly. dont cast me away buddies!