The 1k forum

Has actually been quite entertaining recently, some good jokes flying around. Much better than a few months ago...

Discuss.

honestly im getting a headache with this new rush of crazy noobs posting
"what is os 2.0?" "why a hdd?" "who is the hdm-10?" "HOW DO I SAMPLE?"

buuut is somewhat entertaining also..

Yeah I just ignore all that crap.

agreed - i've had my faith somewhat restored here. some useful stuff every now and then.

a lot of new people, though - half of which don't know shit, the other half have some good stuff to say.

Sadly you cant kill kids through the computer so.. Its up to us knight to restore the pride of the 1k forum by... well... nagging on the litle bitches?

I was reading this forum before i even got my mpc1000 lol i havent asked any "stupid noob" questions yet, I usually make sure i do as much research as possible to find the answer before i actually bug you guys, but i just might have to ask a stupid question or two so i can feel part of the "noob gang" and get a reaction out of you guys lol

soyo wrote:well... nagging on the litle bitches?

HAHAHAHAHAHA

all us lurkers just coming out of the woodwork with the latest developments...

and then I got obsessed with Hypes' horrid paintjob, now i'm hooked!

soyo wrote:honestly im getting a headache with this new rush of crazy noobs posting
"what is os 2.0?" "why a hdd?" "who is the hdm-10?" "HOW DO I SAMPLE?"

buuut is somewhat entertaining also..

who says noobs? you gotta be a 12 year old kid.d. next thing your going to say is "i PWNED YOU!!!!!! you FIGGOT NUB!!!!" hahaha

just kidd?:)

ya`ll like jokes..

things will be a lil better once the new o.s. drops. atleast i hope so. the 1K forum has been out of control, there arent to many threads worth replying too.

AMG wrote:things will be a lil better once the new o.s. drops. atleast i hope so. the 1K forum has been out of control, there arent to many threads worth replying too.

Maybe, but i have the feeling a lot of newbies will be coming to ask:
-Where can i download 2.0?
-How do i install 2.0?
-Can i still use my old samples with 2.0?
-How can i check if i got 2.0 installed on my MPC already?
-I've installed 2.0 but my MPC is still blue/red not black like on Akai's site?
-What's a LFO?
-How do i timestretch?
-How can i sync delay to tempo?
-Who is Roger Linn?
-etc, etc

cowbell wrote:-I've installed 2.0 but my MPC is still blue/red not black like on Akai's site?

LMFAO!!! That's a good one, I wouldnt doubt that a noob would ask that. I think they are out numbering us season veterans! These cats are buying a MPC without doing their research.

it's cuz they're 999.99

anyone who slings small amounts of pot and pharmaceuticals for a couple weeks can afford one

like i did

You know how a broke ass cat like me got my mpc1000, a credit card my friends...doesnt help to lie about how much you make a year either haha

Venomatic wrote:You know how a broke ass cat like me got my mpc1000, a credit card my friends...doesnt help to lie about how much you make a year either haha

that made me laugh.. i confess im in the same situation