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By Mr modnaR Fri Dec 30, 2005 8:35 pm
1. Go to your local music store with a screwdriver.

2. Ask to demo the MPC2500 in a private room/Have a go on the shop floor, if you're adventurous!

3. Remove front panel of the MPC2500 by removing the four screws, two underneath, and two at the front.

4. Remove the HDM-10 kit from the MPC2500 by removing the two screws either side of it.

5. Replace the front panel of the MPC2500 with the four screws you removed earlier.

6. Leave the shop in a swift, but orderly fashion.

Alternative: Get a friend, preferably of criminal persuasion, to create a diversion. Something along the line of holding up banners with 'We want OS 2.0!!' on them would be suitable.

Note. I do not condone this kind of behavior. No, seriously.
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By samuraisam Fri Dec 30, 2005 8:38 pm
Mr modnaR wrote:1. Go to your local gambling den.

2. Ask to demo the hooker in a private room/Have a go on the shop floor, if you're adventurous!

3. Remove front panel of the hooker by applying alcohol / flashing money.
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By Mr modnaR Fri Dec 30, 2005 8:39 pm
samuraisam wrote:
Mr modnaR wrote:1. Go to your local gambling den.

2. Ask to demo the hooker in a private room/Have a go on the shop floor, if you're adventurous!

3. Remove front panel of the hooker by applying alcohol / flashing money.


that should've gone in the 'alternative' section :D funny tho :P
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By samuraisam Fri Dec 30, 2005 8:49 pm
Mr modnaR wrote:
samuraisam wrote:
Mr modnaR wrote:1. Go to your local gambling den.

2. Ask to demo the hooker in a private room/Have a go on the shop floor, if you're adventurous!

3. Remove front panel of the hooker by applying alcohol / flashing money.


that should've gone in the 'alternative' section :D funny tho :P


i could'nt leave that "have a go on the shop floor" quote alone (:
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By Mr modnaR Fri Dec 30, 2005 9:22 pm
samuraisam wrote:
Mr modnaR wrote:
samuraisam wrote:
Mr modnaR wrote:1. Go to your local gambling den.

2. Ask to demo the hooker in a private room/Have a go on the shop floor, if you're adventurous!

3. Remove front panel of the hooker by applying alcohol / flashing money.


that should've gone in the 'alternative' section :D funny tho :P


i could'nt leave that "have a go on the shop floor" quote alone (:


lol, just think of the CCTV footage..... :shock: