By CloVeBeatz
Thu Mar 15, 2012 7:01 pm
Im new to the MPC world, Bought an MPC 500 for about $350 and i just wanna know any tips or anything i need to know before using it. Can i start using it right away?

m:t:c wrote:Yes, just start right away, read the manual and as you're new to MPCs get the book:
http://www.mpc-samples.com/product.php/104/beat-making-on-the-mpc500/
Explains things a lot better than the manual alone and gives you useful tips & tricks!

Tapuno wrote:No, its not the fat **** I was supposed to **** but never did.
And, no that is not a dude. Its my sister.
acronym wrote:One of the most important tips I found and actual trade secret is to actually name your MPC. This creates a deep emotional attachment that you would not get otherwise and increases performance from 110-200% in production. Mine is called Valerie.
Talking to your MPC helps too, whispering sweet nothings has apparently resulted in beats becoming heavier, this has nothing to do with the converters, electronics which is simply a smoke screen to hide this top tip. At the moment I talk to my MPC about the weather, just small stuff but even I can sense that my beats are much more tighter because of this.
Never ever let the MPC see you with another girl, it will get jealous and punish you for this. Symptoms can range from whack beats to just worst MPC dying of heart ache.
So yeah good luck on your purchase.


Ill-Green wrote:My first love was named Valerie. Young sexy rican with the chocolate chip birthmark on the side of those lucious lips. Skinny type but when seen from the side, the butt is like BLAOW!! She taught me alot...

mastasteez wrote:The **** so nice he had to post it twice!