Post your questions, opinions and reviews of the MPC1000. This forum is for discussion of the OFFICIAL Akai OS (2.1). If you wish to discuss the JJ OS, please use the dedicated JJ OS forum
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By poundaproblem Fri Apr 10, 2009 3:44 pm
I dont mind helping anyone out and my inbox always has questions from members but when cats come up in here with the attitude like you are owed an answer thats when things change. For the record no one here is an Akai employee...we dont HAVE to help anyone. Especially some clown who cant take 5 minutes to read the ph*cking manual. Honestly most of the newer cats dont even deserve an answer. They dont realize that not too long ago there were no forums to turn to. Just your manual and the drive to better yourself in your craft. Now all these rookies wanna buy an MPC and be called a producer and put up a youtube video and be spoonfed....to those cats Poundaproblem salutes you with a big Phuck you :lol:


Now when someone new comes around and has a genuine question that either cant be found in the manual or is just generally confusing then yea I personally will try to jump in and help. In this case the original poster has no clue about processes that are in the manual. At the same time the OP claims to not have a manual but asked if there was a link to the manual. This means that he never even went to google and typed MPC 1000 manual. Now if homie doesn’t want to help himself why would I dedicate time to help him? He obviously won’t appreciate it so that’s where the flaming begins.


I personally created less than 10 posts asking for help here. Why…because the search function does work. In fact its less frustrating to search and get an answer than to ask a dumb ass question and get reamed for it!

One last thing. Rich_Biatch can be a d*ck but at the same time 99% of his flaming is justified (and funny as phuck). True it may be a little harsh at times but its reality. If you don’t want to put up the effort to better yourself don’t expect to get much from others…..
By Prince Ramsey Sat Apr 11, 2009 3:02 am
rich_biatch wrote:i love to help n00bs if it looks like they helpin theyselves... its like doing your own term paper vw plagiarizing.

the whole point of a forum is to search archived text that has been written before. thats why its searchable. and its so easy! all questions can be answered that way.

and if you dont find an answer using the search above, google is a great, sometimes better, alternative.

so search, n00bs! dont burden us who already know. :lol:



translation: i'm a lazy **** who doesn't wanna help people. instead of chiming in with helpful hints, i'd much rather be an **** and use the stereotypical 'Use Google' response.
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By 64hz Sat Apr 11, 2009 11:10 am
Dude you are asking the most basic question that you can ask about an MPC, how do I sample, chop them up and put them under pads..... you find it weird you are getting clowned for not even putting in a little effort and actually read the manual you got with the thing? Damm dude how old are you ???
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By mpcmayne Sat Apr 11, 2009 3:54 pm
the cosmic pimp wrote:Prince ramsey ,Watupange and the one and only MpcMayne !!!!are you guys dead from the neck.Have you been fiddled with as babys tell me?????????Drug abuse destroyed my brain ,whats you 3 little pigs excuse :?:


im the little pig that got my house huffed n puffed and than it got blew down, i havent been the same since, oh and maybe shooting up heroin hasnt helped either
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By mpcmayne Sat Apr 11, 2009 3:56 pm
the cosmic pimp wrote:Prince ramsey ,Watupange and the one and only MpcMayne !!!!are you guys dead from the neck.Have you been fiddled with as babys tell me?????????Drug abuse destroyed my brain ,whats you 3 little pigs excuse :?:

the one the only huh ill take that if i got one hater i know im doing something right