Discuss the various methods you use in music production, from compressor settings to equipment type.
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By sonseelye Sat May 16, 2009 3:44 pm
just grab the needle and move it back and forth..mad easy...

hype up the jamz :lol: = volume knob

you should put one of those little doors at the bottom of your door,,that way they can let themselves out.
Bywildstyle72 Sun May 17, 2009 12:11 pm
jahjudd wrote:how do i know when to scratch it up ?

whats a good way to hype up the jamz ?

whats the best way to let the dogs out ?


just be youself and do it from the heart
By jahjudd Mon May 18, 2009 6:08 pm
Heartbeat wrote:
whats the best way to make rap music ?


please log out and never come here again. we already have enough stupid questions on the mpc forums


i will as soon as i melt your face.

i'll play my bass licks on your grave
By DHGonzalez Sun May 24, 2009 6:44 pm
There are two ways you can make rap music

One:
- Get yourself a White Rapper (Preferably From Minnesota)
- Get yourself a beat producer that lives and dies defending an MPC2000, vinyl, and pseudo ambiguous source material
- Get yourself some lyrics about how you are keeping it the real real, reference alot of books you partially read, comment on how you have roots in 1980's, 1990's hip hop while hating on anything and everything that is mainstream.
- (Bonus) make sure you reference your Emcee battle days, but are no longer interested in doing it no more
- Write a hook that kind of speaks down to your audience, but at the same time makes very little sense so they think you are smarter then them.
- Make sure there is a skateboard somewhere in the recording studio
- Have a crew of fellow rappers that completely ignore the fact that Hip Hop is an African American Art form that went popular to justify their position in the culture
-Your break should have a funny witty comment, sample, or other reference to an off beat comedy such as Big Lebrowski or Little Miss Sunshine or Fear and Loathing
- (Bonus) Be Vegan

Two:
- Get an emcee that still thinks record companies sign everyone and that this song entitled, "Sweat on My Balls", is going to be his Myspace hit!
- Get a Producer that smokes weed and post beatmaking "How to" and "Tips" videos on youtube from his lab AKA mommy's basement.
- Before recording, dress the part by going to china town to get some bootleg clothes for the self made documentary of the recording of this song.
- During the recording make sure the rapper mentions they freestyled this song over 20 times.
- Make sure the snare is way above everything else in the mix, at least 7db over the vocals, while the bassline and the kick make a beautiful mud in the bottom.
- Disrespect not only women, small children with your message as well.
- Say your song is going to be on the radio, but when you get called out on it by your friends, you tell them they missed it.

There is more, but i think this is a great start!
Last edited by DHGonzalez on Mon May 25, 2009 1:54 pm, edited 1 time in total.
By jahjudd Sun May 24, 2009 8:16 pm
yo, i was makin beats on my commador 64
while you was crawlin round, down on all four's
suckin ya mama's milk, from her itty bitty titty's
while i was writting mad rhymes, and breakin in the city

eatin flintstone vitamins just to get my groove on
i was poppin and lockin before you had your shoes on
didn't need no respect, cause i took what i got
now you think you come correct, but skills ain't hot

i could go on, and on, til the break of day
but my girlies pussy needs me, and i gots to smoke some hay
i'm a tell ya one more thing, ya production is week.
and my notebooks are bustin out, so this rhyme is yours to keep
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By mumkai Mon May 25, 2009 9:04 am
DHGonzalez wrote:There are two ways you can make rap music

One:
- Get yourself a White Rapper (Preferably From Minnesota)
- Get yourself a beat producer that lives and dies defending an MPC2000, vinyl, and pseudo ambiguous source material
- Get yourself some lyrics about how you are keeping it the real real, reference alot of books you partially read, comment on how you have roots in 1980's, 1990's hip hop while hating on anything and everything that is mainstream.
- (Bonus) make sure you reference your Emcee battle days, but are no longer interested in doing it no more
- Write a hook that kind of speaks down to your audience, but at the same time makes very little sense so they think you are smarter then them.
- Make sure there is a skateboard somewhere in the recording studio
- Have a crew of fellow rappers that completely ignore the fact that Hip Hop is an African American Art form that went popular to justify their position in the culture
-Your break should have a funny witty comment, sample, or other reference to an off beat comedy such as Big Lebrowski or Little Miss Sunshine or Fear and Loathing
- (Bonus) Be Vegan

Two:
- Get an emcee that still thinks record companies sign everyone and that this song entitled, "Sweat on My Balls", is going to be his Myspace hit!
- Get a Producer that smokes weed and post beatmaking "How to" and "Tips" videos on youtube from his lab AKA mommy's basement.
- Before recording, dress the part by going to china down to get some bootleg clothes for the self made documentary of the recording of this song.
- During the recording make sure the rapper mentions they freestyled this song over 20 times.
- Make sure the snare is way above everything else in the mix, at least 7db over the vocals, while the bassline and the kick make a beautiful mud in the bottom.
- Disrespect no only women, small children with your message as well.
- Say your song is going to be on the radio, but when you get called out on it by your friends, you tell them they missed it.

There is more, but i think this is a great start!


haha great stuff!