By phx_chronic
Sat Jul 11, 2009 12:56 am
find a hill..... or some BIG ass Swishers..
By DJEther
Sat Jul 11, 2009 2:43 am
RTFM....
note repeat
note repeat
Most Beat Makers Now Are All Show And No Go.
By scsiforsamplers.com
Sat Jul 11, 2009 3:05 pm
Real men use drumsticks.
/I'm just sayin...
/I'm just sayin...
By raye73
Sun Jul 12, 2009 11:18 am
Ahhh...Again I see we have some dumb **** masquerading as smart asses! This a forum for people to give and get help to become better musicians and beat makers...Yet you limp dicks would rather spend your time dreaming up dry ass jokes that no one laughs at...Bet your the same bitches who use autotune and think your really singers...I suggest that the next time you feel like being sarcastic...1. Make sure it's funny 2. Make sure it's FUNNY 3. Keep suckin that dick and BE QUIET! 
By Fung45
Sun Jul 12, 2009 8:56 pm
Read the manual so you know how to use the machine properly before asking dumb questions. If you still can't figure it out, press the search button at the top of this page and type in a few words relating to your problem. If you still can't find the answer, then make a new thread. You have put in no effort to solve your own problem which is why people would rather clown you than help your pathetic lazy ass.
By roxstar
Mon Jul 13, 2009 12:01 am
hit the pads...
seriously.. not trying to be funny..
seriously.. not trying to be funny..
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. ..dETROiT_.. . (_CREAM.OF.BEATS!_)....
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. ..dETROiT_.. . (_CREAM.OF.BEATS!_)....
By krzone81
Mon Jul 13, 2009 2:47 am
right ????? this is a forum for getting tips and asking questions to become a better producer so really no question is a dumb question ,, all you lames that make stupid comments about a question really need to grow up .. 4real
????? this is a forum for getting tips and asking questions to become a better producer so really no question is a dumb question ,, all you lames that make stupid comments about a question really need to grow up .. 4real
By raye73
Mon Jul 13, 2009 2:53 am
First off (GAY)FUNG45...You have no idea if I read the manual or not(Unless that was you spying from my toilet bowl) ...It might be that some of the jargon does not click rite away for some...Again some of you dick suckin, butt humpers want to make people feel bad about asking questions,when that is what this site is for...If you don't want to help, go sit in the corner keep dreamin bout those dicks you suck on and shut the **** up!
]P.S. roxstar...THANK YOU!
]P.S. roxstar...THANK YOU!
By Fung45
Mon Jul 13, 2009 2:58 am
Nobody is going to hold your hand here, obviously that is what you were looking for and what you need. You're right I don't know whether or not you have read the manual, but if you actually have you need to get on your MPC more and experiment if you're really serious about mastering the machine.
By raye73
Mon Jul 13, 2009 3:06 am
OK...I went to your myspace page and...You should NOT be giving advice to anyone!!!
