By kneebone77
Sat Oct 17, 2009 4:50 am
For me it's not so much about more vagina as it is what type of vagina...
Ya see, If I had spent my cash on a nice car and some cologne and polo shirts, then the girls that would be feelin me would be lookin for a "baller" type dude expecting to be takin out shopping and to eat. But because I rock the whole eclectic / artist / creative type steez with the MPC chillin for the females to see, I always get the females that expect to take me record shopping, pickin up the tab at lunch and letting me drive they're car although I have no licensed. Plus "artsy" groupies are the freakiest...
The only thing you gotta do is be sure at some point to write these chicks a song or a poem of something and always downplay how much money you have even if you are "ballin".
Ya see, If I had spent my cash on a nice car and some cologne and polo shirts, then the girls that would be feelin me would be lookin for a "baller" type dude expecting to be takin out shopping and to eat. But because I rock the whole eclectic / artist / creative type steez with the MPC chillin for the females to see, I always get the females that expect to take me record shopping, pickin up the tab at lunch and letting me drive they're car although I have no licensed. Plus "artsy" groupies are the freakiest...
The only thing you gotta do is be sure at some point to write these chicks a song or a poem of something and always downplay how much money you have even if you are "ballin".
labcoats wrote:The MPC5000 is a drunken sailor on a drumkit
