For all the 5000 haters out there

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Re: For all the 5000 haters out there

By beatman Thu Oct 07, 2010 10:29 pm
the cosmic pimp wrote:I think your great MPC is a better pyrotechnic then you sir.Setting fire to your sisters bloody tampons is gay and only a **** would label it as arson.

LOOOOSSSSEEEERRRRRR



ha ha ha your nuts man is this all you do give abuse out to people, you need chill man make your self a nice fat blunt sit back, relax, take it eeeeeasssyyyyyyy, put ya feet up put ya mpc on ya lap and channel this aggression into some sort of horrible music you probably make ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
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Re: For all the 5000 haters out there

By the cosmic pimp Thu Oct 07, 2010 10:33 pm
I don't smoke and i also don' t have a lighter i mean a Akai MPC.

The thought of your face being engulfed by a flame whilst ya chonged out off ya head making beats gives me a fuzzy feeling especialy the thought of both your ears melting and sliding down your jaw meeting to join at your chin .

Re: For all the 5000 haters out there

By beatman Thu Oct 07, 2010 10:35 pm
mr_debauch wrote:
the cosmic pimp wrote:I think your great MPC is a better pyrotechnic then you sir.



:lol: :lol: funny cause of this video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Py7TcleGCn4






even though it sucks for the owner



what he has failed to tell you in that video is that he as spilt liquid down the vent or most likely some forieghn object has fell through or somat if you dont respect your equipment that is wat happens you dont no if he hasnt dropped it or banged it or anything lol



debauch what he has failed to tell you is that he has most likly spilt water or dropped something through one a the vents pmsl i have my mpc over 8 hours a day he just hasnt respected his mpc that is what happens

Re: For all the 5000 haters out there

By beatman Thu Oct 07, 2010 10:41 pm
the cosmic pimp wrote:How do you a respect a MPC?????.Oh i can really that dude spilling a drink on it on purpose just to disrespect it.

Your a confused lesbo who needs some DMT so she can get raped by an real ET on the grass surrounded by owlz.




dude you are **** up am not arguing with you any more its been fun though but now im bored lol back to music thanks for the entertainment though lol

Re: For all the 5000 haters out there

By beatman Thu Oct 07, 2010 10:45 pm
the cosmic pimp wrote:How do you a respect a MPC?????.Oh i can really that dude spilling a drink on it on purpose just to disrespect it.

Your a confused lesbo who needs some DMT so she can get raped by an real ET on the grass surrounded by owlz.




lol you should write me some lyrics with that crap that comes out your mouth you have one twisted imagination peaccccccccccce gay boy!
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Re: For all the 5000 haters out there

By mr_debauch Thu Oct 07, 2010 11:11 pm
just to let you know... spilling something into the mpc will not cause it to smoke. it is an mpc, not a toaster (though you could probably light cigarettes off it if you run out of butane)


in all seriousness though, the smoke was likely due to a capacitor issue. I only posted that video to contribute to the humour of this thread.

Re: For all the 5000 haters out there

By beatman Thu Oct 07, 2010 11:30 pm
lol you dont what he has been doing with it though he could a knocked or anything transporting to a gig or what ever you just dont no its alright him posting the video saying its smoking or what ever but like i say we dont no how he as been treating it my mpc is on for over 8 hours a day every day
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Re: For all the 5000 haters out there

By mr_debauch Thu Oct 07, 2010 11:35 pm
beatman wrote:lol you dont what he has been doing with it though he could a knocked or anything transporting to a gig or what ever you just dont no its alright him posting the video saying its smoking or what ever but like i say we dont no how he as been treating it my mpc is on for over 8 hours a day every day


yeah but that is the point isn't it.... no matter what he did it shouldn't happen. you could poor rubbing alcohol in there and it shouldn't smoke... Quality components and proper components are expected with a 2 thousand dollar sampler. that is what the 2 thousand dollars is supposed to pay for... (or 3 thousand dollars if he got it when it came out)
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