Beathang finally here? Unbelievable!

doctah wizard wrote:I am waiting for beat thang LE of which only 10 units will be sold

You never heard of the Zoom Streatboxx SB-246

Funkydrops wrote:If ain't no crooked, u ain't get any pussy.

You can have an akai hat signed by roger linn and no pussy would have your name on it.......you get mad fan boys though....

I just noticed the manual is available... I couldn't resist, had to read it.

And it's amazing.

16 tracks total. 8 internal, 8 external. That's plenty.

No erase functions for the sequencer, apparently. But there is a: "Sample Edit mode. Here you can fine tune and make many changes to the sample you just recorded." Wow. Fixed fx order, obviously parallel modulation/reverb/delay into comp/eq. I'm impressed. The manual seems to be kind of a quick start guide, though - probably all functions are not even mentioned there. I hope.

But the real niceties can be found in the Midi Implementation Chart:
What about (Recognized) Velocity? I don't get it.
No Aftertouch.
No Program Change.
No System Exclusive.
No System Common.
No System Real Time Clock... what?

Anyway, it might be a quite ok, simple, basic sampler/sequencer for beginners. I'd say it's well worth the $150...

... no, wait! Whaaat? 10 times that? For real?
... I could get four fully upgraded, used MPC1000s for that kind of money.
... ah, well.

Jungleman wrote:... I could get one and a half fully upgraded, NEW MPC2500's for that kind of money.
... ah, well.

and no sequencer note erase???? WHAAAAT THEEEE ****?????

This is a double whammy...


I'M surprised that YOU GUYS are surprised they screwed the pooch on this

mr_debauch wrote:

cyrus wrote:we should come up with a new slogan for them.

as of yet we haven't been able to come up with something worse sounding then what they have done themselves

b.read wrote:This is a double whammy...


I'M surprised that YOU GUYS are surprised they screwed the pooch on this

Im just surprised at the no erase function.....I mean even the SB-246 has an erase function.

That shit ain't hip hop though...


AIN'T NO ERASIN' IN HIP HOP DUN!

But the SB 246 was the first beat machine that the beat wangz put out.......for hip hop......by Zoom......

I get that...it was a joke, but now it ain't funny

Tapuno wrote:But the SB 246 was the first beat machine that the beat wangz put out.......for hip hop......by Zoom......

only a juggalo would post that schit up with a straight face.

Sometimes your responses seem well thought out Fobe, and other times not so much.

b.read wrote:I get that...it was a joke, but now it ain't funny

Apparently you didnt get the joke I was throwin at ya!
For hip hop.....by ZOOM..........

wrecks-n-effects X juggalo soul

That joke went right over my noggin tap