Beathang finally here? Unbelievable!

jpeg wrote:crossing ur a fool, stop researching old threads u nerd im telling u wassup u prick.

them dudes is in the states im in the uk dont get it twisted.

but there is a certain herd mentality whereby its the in thing to down certain things and beat kangz is another scape goat.

not to say aja has done everything right cos yeah some of the stuff mentioned about professionalism is justified, but at the same time i dont take all the hoopla, swag and shit talking to serious hence i aint offended by they conduct.

i'm a fool for presenting you with valid evidence that contradicts your false statements?

maybe you should read some of your old posts and see just how blatantly obvious it really is...

search.php?keywords=thang&terms=all&author=jpeg&sc=1&sf=all&sk=t&sd=d&sr=posts&st=0&ch=-1&t=0&submit=Search

aint no valid evidence

the fact u need to go search for old posts from 2009 or when ever shows u have too much emotional investment in the argument to be objective.

this shit should not mean that much to u that u have to go and find evidence to support arguments it aint that serious.

surely u have better things to do with ur time

but the fact u doing that shows nerdism hence ur nor serious.


im tellin u i dont work with cats there is no counter to that statement period cos its a fact, the end of it.

now u sheep will try and ridicule anyone who does not fall into u mantra of taking the same stance on a particular subject, im saying ur unwillingness to have ur own opinion and to respect anothers opinion makes u a a sheep at best and a coward at worst.

so u decide which one u are i dont care either way

They sold one on Best Buy. It has 1 review........

CoinOP! wrote:They sold one on Best Buy. It has 1 review........

Heres the review...

Best Buy Review wrote:This is a killer. Does it all on every level.
5.0

Game changer for beat making...music sequencing in general.
What's great about it: ease of use all the sounds, all the compatibly
What's not so great: took so long to come out
I would recommend this to a friend!

Value for Price - 5.0
Sound Quality - 5.0
Durability - 5.0
Craftsmanship - 5.0

For the price of it you could buy a new 1000, a pair of Yamaha hs50 monitors, and a used Technics 1210.

jpeg wrote:aint no valid evidence

the fact u need to go search for old posts from 2009 or when ever shows u have too much emotional investment in the argument to be objective.

this shit should not mean that much to u that u have to go and find evidence to support arguments it aint that serious.

surely u have better things to do with ur time

but the fact u doing that shows nerdism hence ur nor serious.


im tellin u i dont work with cats there is no counter to that statement period cos its a fact, the end of it.

now u sheep will try and ridicule anyone who does not fall into u mantra of taking the same stance on a particular subject, im saying ur unwillingness to have ur own opinion and to respect anothers opinion makes u a a sheep at best and a coward at worst.

so u decide which one u are i dont care either way

no valid evidence?? here are just a few of your quotes regarding the beat kangz... nothing but pathetic attempts at viral marketing here...

aja from the beat kangz is the truth word up yo, lol

yeah this could **** with the beat thang forreal

but see how the beat thang triggered change in the market and now the hot products start comming out.

(from a thread about the microsampler...

i think they are gonna have huge success with this.

just from the fact the product is made with love and they are real responsive to end users and i think peeps will show love on that basis.

although this dont sound logical some peeps do better in recession and some peeps start business in recessions and come up strong so its possible.

but the unit itself is looking strong and they hitting all the basis with a truly modern drum machine sampler with a built in sound module and 2010 feature set and connections.

right now the linn drum is looking more like vapour ware

beat thang crushes all deez mofos it is the new 2012 606, 1k maschine hybrid u wait u cocksuckers

**** all yall

(from a thread about the SP-606)... again more

I see the thang as a new millennium asr-x type machine which is why i find it interesting cos ive been interested in the asrx but wanted something more modern interfaces and options and this joint fits the bill assuming the hardware comes out

this is some funny shit, dudes r still mad in 2010 thought peeps was gonna stop with the haterade this year.

anyhow lets see how the hardware shapes up and the software integration.

right now akia on top just from historic perspective

but maschine is commin up on that number 2 spot

lets see where the beat thang gets in.

....and many many more unnecessary posts that just randomly name-drop that piece of sh!t piece of gear outta context.

i'm a nerd because i took the time to type 2 words into the search engine here and post the link??

i'm not serious?? ...when it comes to exposing the lame faggotry behind the kangz products and their pathetic attempts at marketing this trash to beat makers, i'm very serious.

i'm a sheep at best and a coward at worst?? wtf!? i'm the wolf currently devouring you and all the BK sheep out there.

think i'm a coward?... bring it.

Best Buy Review wrote:This is a killer. Does it all on every level.
5.0

Game changer for beat making...music sequencing in general.
What's great about it: ease of use all the sounds, all the compatibly
What's not so great: took so long to come out
I would recommend this to a friend!

Value for Price - 5.0
Sound Quality - 5.0
Durability - 5.0
Craftsmanship - 5.0

Ah, I don't think this is a customer review. This is clearly a desperate attempt to pitch the product by the "thang" people. Apparently the "reviewer" had absolutely no information on the actual product; detail on how to operate the "thang" is completely missing. No customer would write review like this.

and honestly, it aint even about MPC users disliking non akai samplers or any type of denial that our machines are inferior...

first of all, there aint a group of people in the world who hate akai more then us. It's true, forum search terms such as "nukai", "wakai", "akai unprofessional" and things of that nature.

Secondly, we have a great amount of respect for other sampler companies, the EMU samplers, ensoniq samplers, roland samplers even get respect to a certain degree around here... we dont deny a good thing. But at the same time, for people with experience doing it all in the box and beyond... as a whole we are tougher to fool then idiots who have never tapped a beat out on a physical piece of hardware before.. or fools who have never put in work digging your own drum kits from stacks of wax... This place honors making beats as a culture almost (for lack of a better word) and when somebody comes around and tries to not only make a mockery of that and take us for idiots but also try and take advantage of it and try to make us feel like are owed something claiming they are one and the same as us.. and we have a duty to support a shoddy company because they are from the streets and have a certain skin colour or what have you? GTFOH... if the product is shit then who's even looking at any of that?

JVC wrote:

Best Buy Review wrote:This is a killer. Does it all on every level.
5.0

Game changer for beat making...music sequencing in general.
What's great about it: ease of use all the sounds, all the compatibly
What's not so great: took so long to come out
I would recommend this to a friend!

Value for Price - 5.0
Sound Quality - 5.0
Durability - 5.0
Craftsmanship - 5.0

Ah, I don't think this is a customer review. This is clearly a desperate attempt to pitch the product by the "thang" people. Apparently the "reviewer" had absolutely no information on the actual product; detail on how to operate the "thang" is completely missing. No customer would write review like this.

+1
This is pretty obviously marketing bs.
"I would recommend this to a friend!" - sounds like spam.

Game changer for beat making...

who wrote the review? that cokksvcker agay?

JPEG put on blast!!

cant wait to see these things circuit bent...

I think you mean...

fobedafied wrote:cant waat to see these thangs carcuat bent...

Right?

fobedafied wrote:cant wait to see these things circuit bent...

i could wait at least 3 entire lifetimes until i saw that.

notice i DIDNT say 'HEAR'...

not on blast

cos as I said dude is a nerd so has no ability discern when someone is being somewhat tounge in cheek , the below quote:

" beat thang crushes all deez mofos it is the new 2012 606, 1k maschine hybrid u wait u cocksuckers

**** all yall "


of course the above and similar quotes are sarcastic remarks is some teasing / joke shit and if u looked at them in the context of the threads they from u'd see it was a bit a fun off the back of beat thang threads, if u take that shit serious u confirm ur foolishness.

Im saying the only valid statements you can quote are that beat thang may well impact the industry if successful and cause other manufactures to release similar product which we have already seen with auria spark.

and I dont have any personal problem with aja, rev or boom bap I think they cool, yeah some of the shit may seem like they unprofessional but again ur reading to much into a persons forum persona and not taking into account the negative disposition of most of the nerds that post on the forum.

but u still a lil **** for having to take time out to externsively research and locate quotes of things I said in various forums, like really got no nuts.

but if u catch feelings enough to find go thru all that shit that means something wrong in ur head it think its called bitch-ass-ness.