By NightReveller
Thu Oct 27, 2011 3:40 pm
I was being serious you bunch of children derkheads.
By terry towelling
Thu Oct 27, 2011 11:33 pm
they eat more babies than dingoes do



By jibber
Fri Oct 28, 2011 6:49 am
My signature makes no sound at all... are there some midi cables i need to hook up to my interface? 
"It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society." - R. D. Laing

By tapedeck
Fri Oct 28, 2011 1:55 pm
since there is no bling button on an mpc, some producers say you can get extra bling if you plug a midi turntable in backwards through the smpte port.


By scoobylol
Fri Oct 28, 2011 2:37 pm
MIDI isn't actually real, it stands for:
Musical Illuminati Development Instructions
and it's a way of brainwashing Fobe into believing Obama is out to get him.
Musical Illuminati Development Instructions
and it's a way of brainwashing Fobe into believing Obama is out to get him.

By Lampdog
Fri Oct 28, 2011 3:35 pm
scoobylol wrote:Musical Illuminati Development Instructions
I thought it was "Musical Intelligence Deficient Individuals"
'cause the same dudes that hear it are the ones conversing about it.
By padlock
Fri Oct 28, 2011 4:04 pm
terry towelling wrote:they eat more babies than dingoes do
that poor ladies vagina

By mr_debauch
Fri Oct 28, 2011 8:59 pm
Lampdog wrote:scoobylol wrote:Musical Illuminati Development Instructions
I thought it was "Musical Intelligence Deficient Individuals"
'cause the same dudes that hear it are the ones conversing about it.

MPC-Live/Remix16

By Ibunshi
Sat Oct 29, 2011 7:57 am
My signature sound is to first reverse all my sounds, and then....... then i reverse them all once more
i also record all my sounds with a mic that has passed through the digestive system of the super rare Indonesian tree humping badger, Blue Mountain coffee style.. some people says it sounds like shit, but i say that it sounds quite awesome and non cheap! ..there are no shortcuts to the perfect sound.. except through the indonesian tree humping badger.
i also record all my sounds with a mic that has passed through the digestive system of the super rare Indonesian tree humping badger, Blue Mountain coffee style.. some people says it sounds like shit, but i say that it sounds quite awesome and non cheap! ..there are no shortcuts to the perfect sound.. except through the indonesian tree humping badger.

By scoobylol
Sat Oct 29, 2011 10:14 am
The Linn-drum was actually Roger Linn dressed up as a box. He had no idea how to make the machine but he fooled a generation by disguising himself and accidentally pioneered beatboxing as a result.
He then said to himself, how can I record this and re-use the sounds? My throat is red raw from all this!
And so...
The MPC 60 was born.
MPC actually standing for: Mouth Piece Composer.
He then said to himself, how can I record this and re-use the sounds? My throat is red raw from all this!
And so...
The MPC 60 was born.
MPC actually standing for: Mouth Piece Composer.

By Lampdog
Sat Oct 29, 2011 4:36 pm
Ibunshi wrote:except through the indonesian tree humping badger.
I have GOT to get me a badger!
You think the older mpc magical swing may come from such badgeretic events?

By Ibunshi
Sat Oct 29, 2011 6:29 pm
Lampdog wrote:Ibunshi wrote:except through the indonesian tree humping badger.
I have GOT to get me a badger!
You think the older mpc magical swing may come from such badgeretic events?
yeah, but i think it has to be a limping badger or else it wont swing well afaik





