First off, let me just say, sir, that it is an honor and a privilege to be helping you after all of these years waiting for your reply. I knew that you would return to our little family here, and I've been waiting diligently for that day. It's not like I **** had anything else to do, twiddling my thumbs, messaging you furiously, waiting for you to get off your ASS...but I digress. Let me just say that whatever you need, I'm here to help. If I can't find it, then I'm sure I can call on outside resources to help. I MEAN ****. JUST BECAUSE YOU COME AND GO ON A WHIM, WITHOUT NOTICE OR EXPLANATION, DOESN'T MEAN WE'RE NOT HERE FOR YOU. Anyways, I think we can find what you're looking for. Let me make some calls, pulls some strings, EMPTY MY **** BANK ACCOUNT ONE LAST TIME, for you. Just hang tight sir.
In the meantime, is there any chance we could get some pics of you, signed "To MPC-FORUMS: The prodigal son has returned. Thank you Mesohordey for being so loyal. Yours truly John"?
Sometimes I still laugh out loud about the beat kangz and that time some English dude hacked the Akai marketing website and stole a bunch of pictures of the Ren before it was released.