By Ill-Green
Fri Nov 09, 2012 8:07 pm
New kids on the block? Man, I remember the girls in our class in Jr. high were making petitions all over school to have them perform. They needed a bunch of signatures and just maybe, the principal would arrange something. The girls were even talking about funding it for $20 a student. I looked at my boy with the meanest gasface and he looked at me the same. So we cut class and took down all the petitions from the wall and white-out the New Kids and put EPMD instead and stuck them back up. The girls were so happy to see the boys signing until one of the kids signing was reciting You Gots To Chill, so they were curious and took a closer look at the petitions and BAM! They started to cry, I'm talking balling tears and half retarded talk like "I dodno noo why? oh God WHY?!! I dododonono kamala Donnie!" No doubt the teachers knew it was me but in a way they were glad and decided to call off the whole concert. The dean said "Oh the gruesome twosome did it again. One of these days guys, one of these days I'm gonna catch ya!" But they never did 
