Okay, here's what you do. Get a big ass MPC on your torso(make sure it has the 8 outs) and have the cables goin from the 8 outs all the way down to each hand all the way to your fingertips. Oh and get a staff and music notation on your neck like Jermaine.
Yo I got it, get the 4000 and make sure he draw it with the adat card, that way you ain't got to deal wit all them cables. Now here's what's gonna make this real hot, have him draw the adat cable all the way down to your..um...private area and then, okay, this is the kicker, have him write in ol' english "my beats is so hot, it burn when I piss"