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By manji Sun Jul 14, 2013 3:15 pm
I had to tell someone this, and y'all are the only people who'd understand...

I sold someone a maxed out mpc2500, with the big screen and all that crap, with 101gb worth of samples on it.

The guy gets it, and I get a text with him freaking out because there aren't any samples on it! I sit back and think thats weird...but I DID clean it off, reformat, etc etc to sell it, so its possible. So, he ships it back, I give him a refund.

It showed up at my house yesterday...and viola. Everything is on it, loads, working, etc etc. So I text the guy and ask him WTF, if nothing else tell me whats wrong so I don't have to do this whole thing again, right?


Seriously...here's the punch line


That idiot was looking at "Memory Card"...which is in fact blank, and not "Hard Disk".



For reals.
By manji Sun Jul 14, 2013 3:34 pm
Haha. Naw man...got my shiney, stellar 4k sitting riiiiiiiiight here. Best decision ever.
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By MeSoHordey Sun Jul 14, 2013 3:40 pm
I'm sorry to have to tell you this but for this story to be the best story ever, it needs to include some combination of hookers, cocaine, a chimpanzee, and a road trip.
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By crossings Sun Jul 14, 2013 5:12 pm
how is this story entertaining at all?

take that sh!t to paypal claims, son... :lol: :nod:
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By Lampdog Sun Jul 14, 2013 8:18 pm
MeSoHordey wrote:I'm sorry to have to tell you this but for this story to be the best story ever, it needs to include some combination of hookers, cocaine, a chimpanzee, and a road trip.


...and a Dear John/Jane letter to explain it all to the Feds afterwards.
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By Ill-Green Mon Jul 15, 2013 12:04 am
I'll tell you a best story.

I copped a Tascam DP-03 brand new plus cables, headphones and 16GB SD card off Amazon.com for $319.00 shipping included. Amazon must've been sleeping on that one because they jacked up the price after I received it to $369.00 and not to mention plus the shipping. :lol: Feels good to be a high roller.
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By MeSoHordey Mon Jul 15, 2013 1:55 am
Lampdog wrote:
MeSoHordey wrote:I'm sorry to have to tell you this but for this story to be the best story ever, it needs to include some combination of hookers, cocaine, a chimpanzee, and a road trip.


...and a Dear John/Jane letter to explain it all to the Feds afterwards.


That's right. Feds definitely need to have gotten involved. :lol:
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By Menco Mon Jul 15, 2013 10:08 am
MeSoHordey wrote:
Lampdog wrote:
MeSoHordey wrote:I'm sorry to have to tell you this but for this story to be the best story ever, it needs to include some combination of hookers, cocaine, a chimpanzee, and a road trip.


...and a Dear John/Jane letter to explain it all to the Feds afterwards.


That's right. Feds definitely need to have gotten involved. :lol:


I think we have a start of a screenplay right here! :nod: The title will be:

"Dude! Where are my samples?" :popcorn:
By Clint Fri Jul 19, 2013 12:00 am
The best stories are the ones you don't want anybody to know about.

Unless your name is Explicit.