Support and discussion for all of Akai’s modern standalone MPCs including the MPC X / X SE, MPC Live 1, 2 & 3, MPC One / One+, MPC Key 37/61.
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By Danoc Wed Sep 20, 2017 10:43 am
Dam pretty darn good. :worthy:

Automageddon wrote:So this thread turned into poetry corner?
I'm game!

I sit and wait
for the new update.

Real-time pitch shift:
Let's hope 's not ****.

My synths time stretched,
Not too far fetched.

But no side-chain,
don't ask in vain...
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By Danoc Wed Sep 20, 2017 10:46 am
:shock: oh snaps l didn't know this was a poem at first. I was like " hell Fanu talking bout "? lol :worthy:

TIGER SEE WHAT YOU STARTED! LOL LMAO


Fanu wrote:Pete is soaking his chicken legs in fine wine
Making it or blowin' it – that really is a fine line

Unfukwittable is fornicating his MV
but most muhfukkas wait for update for the MPC

Simon poops his pants when he's asked about PDC
Akai is about to lose a customer in me

Think I'll blow my hard-earned dough on a Digitakt
Cuz let's face it, fellas: some Akai things are wack
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By zangetsu01 Wed Sep 20, 2017 10:50 am
While Kermit the frog is zipping from his Lipton Tea,
Im gathering ingredients: Ice, Lemon and Mojito Leaves.

While we all thought that 2.0.5 was just around the corner,
Others have been waiting for the MPC X to arive like all summer.

Ima keep it short cause we've already de-railed the thread,
Let's go back to making those blazing tracks.

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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By Living Bate Wed Sep 20, 2017 10:53 am
Bug reports everywhere,
No updates Akai just dont care,
Cant stand the Live, cant afford the X,
I want the Eclipse but its not out yet,
Filipino pirates making beats in the back,
InMusic team are all smoking on crack,
Cant stand the smell, cant stand the noise,
I'm gonna moan like fuck on the MPC forums
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By Danoc Wed Sep 20, 2017 11:07 am
Lmao
N.O.C. <------fell the hell out lol Gawd!

"For all this hype and 2.0.5 anticipation-
Even Reason 9.5 has Pre Delay Compensation"

For real yall. I didn't even know it was there till last Monday. Its a button tab l clicked it on and guess what? The midi tracks are on point. My drums no longer fall off the grid even when l do the traditional finger druming. I was like oh snap! 256 or 512 lm good. And l got Vsts too? Can it get any better?
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By starmanwarz Wed Sep 20, 2017 11:35 am
Living Bate wrote:Bug reports everywhere,
No updates Akai just dont care,
Cant stand the Live, cant afford the X,
I want the Eclipse but its not out yet,
Filipino pirates making beats in the back,
InMusic team are all smoking on crack,
Cant stand the smell, cant stand the noise,
I'm gonna moan like fuck on the MPC forums


We have a winner!

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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By TheUnfuckwithable Wed Sep 20, 2017 2:25 pm
Living Bate wrote:Bug reports everywhere,
No updates Akai just dont care,
Cant stand the Live, cant afford the X,
I want the Eclipse but its not out yet,
Filipino pirates making beats in the back,
InMusic team are all smoking on crack,
Cant stand the smell, cant stand the noise,
I'm gonna moan like fuck on the MPC forums


WTF is wrong with you hater? If you don´t like the Live or X just leave, simple as that. There´s nothing out there that can compete with the iconic "MPC" swing™ or the sought-after "MPC" pads™.

Can the mods please ban this troll? All he does is badmouthing Nukai and their uber honest reps like DIck Trap™ aka Andy Mac and Tweetpeet™ aka Tweetpeet™.

Can the mods please ban this troll?

:worthy: :vomit: :Sigh: :WTF: :-D :smoker: :hmmm: :nod: :lol: :fku: :) :( :o :popcorn: :shock: :? 8) :x :P :oops:
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By Danoc Wed Sep 20, 2017 3:47 pm
THERE YOU GO DRY SNITCHING ON LIVING BATE! DAMMMMMM! You are a wild dude!

**** wrote:
WTF is wrong with you hater? If you don´t like the Live or X just leave, simple as that. There´s nothing out there that can compete with the iconic "MPC" swing™ or the sought-after "MPC" pads™.

Can the mods please ban this troll? All he does is badmouthing Nukai and their uber honest reps like DIck Trap™ aka Andy Mac and Tweetpeet™ aka Tweetpeet™.

Can the mods please ban this troll?

:worthy: :vomit: :Sigh: :WTF: :-D :smoker: :hmmm: :nod: :lol: :fku: :) :( :o :popcorn: :shock: :? 8) :x :P :oops:
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By Danoc Wed Sep 20, 2017 3:48 pm
LOL dam you went in on Jack O ? LOL

Pads wrote:Jack O'donnel is the biggest bastard
Who runs a place where they seem lit an plastered
Boostin up their software lets flip an see..
Can't even copy grid events you kidding me?
Stand alone is tight ain't nothin greater
It'll make the comp go down like **** faders.

8)
By Moho Wed Sep 20, 2017 4:03 pm
Jacks a bastard
the biggest in the land
his company's still running
because he didn't produce the Linn 9000 :nod:
By Certified Beatz Thu Sep 21, 2017 1:22 am
Im old school i live record to my daw... drag and drop or import takes to long to me when i record live i can feel oit what i made.. then write down what added efx i want to add and eq for faster mix
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By zangetsu01 Thu Sep 21, 2017 7:31 am
The only thing I'm excited about in 2.0.5 , The new program screen with Timestretch capabilities:

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By Danoc Thu Sep 21, 2017 2:04 pm
Dammm that does look nice. Akai might come with some goodies

zangetsu01 wrote:The only thing I'm excited about in 2.0.5 , The new program screen with Timestretch capabilities:

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By BornElevation Thu Sep 21, 2017 4:37 pm
EVERYTHING WITH AKAI IS “Coming soon” I’ve been reporting to Akai about crashes and bugs all the last two weeks. I know things will get better but damn they need to at least drop an update for bug fixes. I’m taking about issues and crashes in controller mode. :WTF: