I remember attempting to sell you something on ebay once, and I remember distinctly that you raised hell over a few extra dollars for shipping. unless that was a different jbplaya on ebay.

When did this happen? I'm the only jbplaya I know about and getting snippy about a couple extra dollars for shipping doesn't sound like my style at all. In fact I always ask whenever something is shipped if I should pay more just so it can be insured and I have the piece of mind that it will arrive to me in one piece.
And for doomdada, ain't no way in hell I'm diggin through trash just randomly to uncover whatever hidden gems. Haha! It's not that serious.
Like I said I'm thinking about getting one of the two later on down the line just to f*ck around with it and it will probably end up on the bay or something. That's what I do alot of times, just to see what everybody's so crazy about. So far I've done that with a 3000, 2000xl studio, 2000, 1000, ASR-10, ASR-x, MV-8000, Triton Studio, Emu MP-7, Denon DNS-5000 just to name a few off the top of my head. I do most of my music creation through Cubase and soft synths in case you're wondering. But I like trying out gear for myself instead of reading other people's opinions.