By Benyamin
Fri Jul 15, 2005 9:18 pm
Look. The whole music-gear-industry crap is incredibly marketed towards getting you to buy gear you don't necessarily need. Is this not obvious? Software, reason, mpc, midi, logic, mac vs. pc, integration, prosumer crap, you need this, buy this, etc. So to figure it all out we get on the internet and figure out what other people think we should buy. Then we spend a bunch of money on stuff, hey it's fun, blah blah. It really makes sense, huh? Spend tons of money on stuff, your stuff will be great and the music industry is SO supportive of new ideas and new artists, right? Oh yeah sure, they'll give you the chance to develop as an artist, right. The music industry is really on your side.
Bullshit.
When I say tape, I mean friggin cassette tape, you unimaginative jackasses. Look at it this way, a twenty-four track 2" machine translates into a certain amount of tape space per track, am I wrong? So a good cassette deck w/1/4" tape translates into quite a lot of space for a stereo mix. Am I wrong again? Have you tried it and gone to the mastering house, or are you just imagining what they would say? Isn't the tape inside a cassette pretty much the same tape as is found on a 2" machine?
I've sent piece of crap mp3's to friends who actually own real studios direct off cassette and been told "holy crap that sounds good." I make money on music that I record with one crappy condenser mic and a borrowed tape deck. A fortune? Not yet. More than what most of you guys make? Yes.
If you want to have fun and spend money on tons of gear that would have gone "to the ladies" or whatever nonsense you're talking about, cool, but make sure you secure that job marketing soft drinks because your shit is either a hobby, a passing phase, or something no one cares about. Or maybe I'm wrong again - maybe it's a good strategy to find out what Just Blaze or whoever is using and buy all that expensive stuff. Yep, once you get the money and figure out how to work it all and get a sound and oh yeah, make something decent, I'm sure the trends in music will still be waiting there for you to just jump right in and make it happen.
I'm not writing this for people who consider themselves amateurs or hobbyists. I've worked with everything from the cheapest borrowed stuff to the fanciest studios with $30,000 mic collections. If you are really doing it with the big gear budget, more power to you, I've done it with API 325 preamps, the real ones with Jensen transformers using Soundelux mics, mpc integrated with logic and tons of sample sets, and I've done it with absolutely no gear at all save a borrowed cassette deck and cheap condenser.
Think to yourself, what happens when you limit your choices? Are you forced to be more creative or less creative? I mean, you can't hide behind shiny production (which, in prosumer land, means "overhyped sounding doo-doo") right? You better have something to say. I don't necessarily mean lyrics, folks. Stop being so literal.
Tell you what. I'll pick some little drum groove out of the thousands of things I have. I don't post songs on the internet really, because I think it's pretty dumb to post your stuff before you learn about music publishing, so someone tell me where a good place to post an mp3 is. I'll make an mp3 of some drums using my crappy old mp3 converter. Then I'll post it. You people do what you want, it's my stuff, but even if you use the mp3 sounds and convert, you'll get some drums that smoke your whole library of "big drum sound" sampled stuff.
Interested?
I'm going to be out of town for a couple of days. If some of you fools want to put your assumptions to the test, let it be known on this board. When I get back I'll post a little drums somewhere. Then we will compare budgets. I don't care how much gear you have.
My hands are my compressors and eq.
My other outboard gear (besides cassette deck) is pillows, blankets, and wood.
I use my own samples to occasionally spice things or make them more palatable for fools with money.
-Benjamin
Bullshit.
When I say tape, I mean friggin cassette tape, you unimaginative jackasses. Look at it this way, a twenty-four track 2" machine translates into a certain amount of tape space per track, am I wrong? So a good cassette deck w/1/4" tape translates into quite a lot of space for a stereo mix. Am I wrong again? Have you tried it and gone to the mastering house, or are you just imagining what they would say? Isn't the tape inside a cassette pretty much the same tape as is found on a 2" machine?
I've sent piece of crap mp3's to friends who actually own real studios direct off cassette and been told "holy crap that sounds good." I make money on music that I record with one crappy condenser mic and a borrowed tape deck. A fortune? Not yet. More than what most of you guys make? Yes.
If you want to have fun and spend money on tons of gear that would have gone "to the ladies" or whatever nonsense you're talking about, cool, but make sure you secure that job marketing soft drinks because your shit is either a hobby, a passing phase, or something no one cares about. Or maybe I'm wrong again - maybe it's a good strategy to find out what Just Blaze or whoever is using and buy all that expensive stuff. Yep, once you get the money and figure out how to work it all and get a sound and oh yeah, make something decent, I'm sure the trends in music will still be waiting there for you to just jump right in and make it happen.
I'm not writing this for people who consider themselves amateurs or hobbyists. I've worked with everything from the cheapest borrowed stuff to the fanciest studios with $30,000 mic collections. If you are really doing it with the big gear budget, more power to you, I've done it with API 325 preamps, the real ones with Jensen transformers using Soundelux mics, mpc integrated with logic and tons of sample sets, and I've done it with absolutely no gear at all save a borrowed cassette deck and cheap condenser.
Think to yourself, what happens when you limit your choices? Are you forced to be more creative or less creative? I mean, you can't hide behind shiny production (which, in prosumer land, means "overhyped sounding doo-doo") right? You better have something to say. I don't necessarily mean lyrics, folks. Stop being so literal.
Tell you what. I'll pick some little drum groove out of the thousands of things I have. I don't post songs on the internet really, because I think it's pretty dumb to post your stuff before you learn about music publishing, so someone tell me where a good place to post an mp3 is. I'll make an mp3 of some drums using my crappy old mp3 converter. Then I'll post it. You people do what you want, it's my stuff, but even if you use the mp3 sounds and convert, you'll get some drums that smoke your whole library of "big drum sound" sampled stuff.
Interested?
I'm going to be out of town for a couple of days. If some of you fools want to put your assumptions to the test, let it be known on this board. When I get back I'll post a little drums somewhere. Then we will compare budgets. I don't care how much gear you have.
My hands are my compressors and eq.
My other outboard gear (besides cassette deck) is pillows, blankets, and wood.
I use my own samples to occasionally spice things or make them more palatable for fools with money.
-Benjamin
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