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By mpc guy Sun Jul 16, 2006 2:55 pm
Anybody know if they make these yet? I didnt see them on VST, just ones for the 2000 and stuff. Save the cosmetics aren't gonna blah blah blah comments to fellas, hahaha... I know already! :lol:

Just would be nice cause I am getting ready to have my mpc painted, but don't want to dye or paint the pads, would rather have them factory produced like that.

Thanks guys!
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By SonicLabsAudio Sun Jul 16, 2006 6:29 pm
LOL man that word is horrible i have some gay friends and because i tell you to use the search function as a joke you feel the need to insult a entire demograph of people. Nice.
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By ryssen Sun Jul 16, 2006 7:02 pm
Someone:
-I have some black friends.

mpc guy:
-Yeees, that I could imagine :wink:

...

Someone:
-I have some poor friends


mpc guy:
-Ohhh, I can seee that :wink:

...

Someone:
-I have some friends with handicaps


mpc guy:
-Ha! That I already figured :wink:

...

Someone:
-I have some friends who are political deviants


mpc guy:
-Yeah, go figure :wink:

...

Someone:
-All my friends are real normal, average Joes. They do not in any way differ from the statistic and mentally imagined stereotype of an average citizen. They have the opinions and ideas that are expected from them. They closely listen to the public views on fashion and dress thereafter. Their goals, whether it´s concerning life, creativity, spirituality or sexuality is nothing out of the ordinary. Of course they belong to the most common ethnicity in the area where I live.
Thay are just good old, trustworthy and non surprising bores.

mpc guy:
-Ooh, sounds nice. Can I meet them? I´d like to be nobody too. (Wait I already am!). I could jam with them, creating bland, stereotypical and predictable music. And I don´t have to duct tape my a**hole every time I meet them in fear that anybody would turn out to be a gay in disguise!
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By SonicLabsAudio Sun Jul 16, 2006 7:33 pm
because your new here i will go easy on you mpc guy.

First off theres a search button up there where you can look for threads already posted dumbass or its even possible to use the google site and search you lazy ****. Second no they dont make pads because this is not a full sheet like the other mpc its single pads dumbass. Now because you seem to like talking about dicks and gays so much im pretty sure you must be homophobic or got ass raped by someone and are now covering up by acting so macho. Either way kiss my ass stop asking stupid questions and you wont get smacked with replies like that. Now go cry to daddy because mommy never hugged you and stop asking dumb shit.
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By kja Mon Jul 17, 2006 1:00 am
hey im affended cus i am a homophobic.... i cant help it....
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By DJ-T Mon Jul 17, 2006 1:18 am
Ok guys pm each other getting to personal. 8)
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By rickrock305 Mon Jul 17, 2006 7:37 pm
lol, great thread. good for a laugh.



mpc guy, maybe you should worry about growing up before you worry about making beats or colored pads.

And does anyone else find it ironic that someone who's looking for colored pads is calling someone gay?
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By Cap_Ill Mon Jul 17, 2006 7:57 pm
this thread made me laugh out loud, literally
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By ryssen Mon Jul 17, 2006 9:42 pm
Ha ha, it´s so funny too see a guy who came to the forums seeking the flattering and fondling hands of more experienced males to guide him into maturity go on and on about how people on the forums are gay cause we don´t offer him the hand holding and seducing flatter talk he so desperatly wants.

It´s like some spoilt and severely twisted kid in a mall screaming "Rape!" because you don´t let him touch your willie.