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By cowbell Thu Aug 03, 2006 9:52 am
jahrome wrote:Wow...you are really making this personal. You have obviously been keeping track of my every move. You sound like an obsessed ex-girlfriend. As a clown, you can only attempt to clown me. You can front all you want...but you and I know what's really going on..

You do envy me. I don't need for anything....nothing. What I want/desire, I can get. My college education is a benefit silly. Only a silly mo fo like you would not use a benefit that is available to you. In stead of staying online talking about a toy that you spent your last dollar on..get yourself an education so you can be better than the uneducated, in-bred people that gave birth to you. As far as the wife, she is in school as well. She is also in a position to hook me up with certain pieces of gear..so the #1 MPC seller on eBay will possibly be back in business. I will even hook your broke azz up. When the new MPD 24 comes out..which is better built than a 1000..I will let you know :lol:

I look forward to your next response.....

Your personal life is common knowledge on the forums. Maybe because your a dumb exhibitionist who's making a fool out of himself by bragging and boasting day and night.
Please continue doing so, a lot of members think you're hilarious.
The wife finally realized what a cheat you are and went to 'school'... I bet you drove that lil lady to the point where she was about to commit hara-kiri.
Your gonna have her buy gear and ship it over so you can make a few dollars... You do know the current Yen and Dollar rates, right? That's some connection you got there, ho-ho-hustla :lol:
Tell Yoko Ono not to ship the MPD24 cause i don't do business with crumbs.
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By jahrome Thu Aug 03, 2006 11:12 am
seatown350 wrote:
jahrome and cowbell u both acting like stupid ass babies , seriously .......i was readin the other forums on the mpc 2500 u guys couldnt stop talkin bout whats better and **** .....jus quit it fo real haha , put an end to it get off ur computer and start makin beats !!!!!!

>and a person like me tellin u both should be ashamed lol im alot younger.....


cowbell wrote:
Your personal life is common knowledge on the forums. Maybe because your a dumb exhibitionist who's making a fool out of himself by bragging and boasting day and night.
Please continue doing so, a lot of members think you're hilarious.
The wife finally realized what a cheat you are and went to 'school'... I bet you drove that lil lady to the point where she was about to commit hara-kiri.
Your gonna have her buy gear and ship it over so you can make a few dollars... You do know the current Yen and Dollar rates, right? That's some connection you got there, ho-ho-hustla
Tell Yoko Ono not to ship the MPD24 cause i don't do business with crumbs.


I can blame my environment but ain't no reason why I be buying expensive things :D

The more you write, the more it reveals how much you have been feeling me. I am flattered.

I am glad forum members find me hilarious. This place would be so boring without me. How many threads can you post about fixing their broken pads..or Akai sucks...or does MPC have mute...or what's better Roland grovebox or......

Anyway....son, I was thinking about giving away gear to you since you parents obviously neglect you (cause we already know they/you can't afford it). But you will have to learn to be respectful or you will get nothing but ashes for Xmas.

By the way...I have to share my personal experiences with you. To let you know that its possible for you to make it out of the hood and get the things you want in life without stealing :lol:

By ucacjbs Thu Aug 03, 2006 1:11 pm
Can you guys get a room? Please?
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By distortedtekno Thu Aug 03, 2006 2:34 pm
ucacjbs wrote:Can you guys get a room? Please?

they already have one. and you just walked in on them. :wink: :lol:

By cyklops Thu Aug 03, 2006 2:42 pm
Yea this is out of hand

Jarome dude really you making a complete TIT of yourself , ( or should i say you have many times already)

you one Bord mother f.u.c.k.e.r , and you talking so much shit shame i feel sorry for you, you obviously affected buy this new OS i dont know but f.u.c.k WHO CARES, nobody cares if Akai is behind it, if we pay a mere 30US so what either way the machine is getting a much needed overhaul, and you posting so much crap here , damm you must be bord hey :roll:

wanker , now f.u.c.k off
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By distortedtekno Thu Aug 03, 2006 2:54 pm
cyklops wrote:Yea this is out of hand

Jarome dude really you making a complete TIT of yourself , ( or should i say you have many times already)

you one Bord mother f.u.c.k.e.r , and you talking so much **** shame i feel sorry for you, you obviously affected buy this new OS i dont know but f.u.c.k WHO CARES, nobody cares if Akai is behind it, if we pay a mere 30US so what either way the machine is getting a much needed overhaul, and you posting so much **** here , damm you must be bord hey :roll:

wanker , now f.u.c.k off

Nah... bring the jokes, I say! There's nothing of importance in this thread that can't be read in other related threads. So hi-jacking this thread aint doing any harm. Now that we got that straight, you got the next round with Jahrome. :wink:

Bring the jokes! 8)

By ucacjbs Thu Aug 03, 2006 3:10 pm
cyklops wrote:Yea this is out of hand

Jarome dude really you making a complete TIT of yourself , ( or should i say you have many times already)

you one Bord mother f.u.c.k.e.r , and you talking so much **** shame i feel sorry for you, you obviously affected buy this new OS i dont know but f.u.c.k WHO CARES, nobody cares if Akai is behind it, if we pay a mere 30US so what either way the machine is getting a much needed overhaul, and you posting so much **** here , damm you must be bord hey :roll:

wanker , now f.u.c.k off


This post is a classic. Starts with 'Yea this is out of hand' and then pours out about 10 gallons of extra gas and starts flicking the lighter. Great stuff.
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By bees80 Thu Aug 03, 2006 3:16 pm
hmm.. i thought this was mpc forums.. not the oprah winfrey forum.. must have clicked the wrong link or something
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By cowbell Thu Aug 03, 2006 3:25 pm
jahrome wrote:I can blame my environment but ain't no reason why I be buying expensive things :D

The more you write, the more it reveals how much you have been feeling me. I am flattered.

I am glad forum members find me hilarious. This place would be so boring without me. How many threads can you post about fixing their broken pads..or Akai sucks...or does MPC have mute...or what's better Roland grovebox or......

Anyway....son, I was thinking about giving away gear to you since you parents obviously neglect you (cause we already know they/you can't afford it). But you will have to learn to be respectful or you will get nothing but ashes for Xmas.

By the way...I have to share my personal experiences with you. To let you know that its possible for you to make it out of the hood and get the things you want in life without stealing :lol:

Yes, you should be flattered, normally i don't spend more than a second of my time on attention seeking losers.
On the other hand, it's kinda fun to drop in every now and then and kick you around like a half inflated beach ball.

I've got you in a headlock for days, turning different shades of purple i didn't knew existed :oops:
The question wether or not you're a masochist has been answered by now.
You're on the floor asking for more, looking for love and attention.
Find yourself a new geisha girl, sushi licker.
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By Cap_Ill Thu Aug 03, 2006 3:34 pm
someone said "your acting like a TIT"

rofl
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By jahrome Thu Aug 03, 2006 9:46 pm
Some people don't really deserve a response from me but I enjoying doing it anyway. To answer your questions...yes, I am bored. Do I care what anyone thinks of me..hell naw. This is an internet forum and no matter what you write, you can't hide certain facts.

This thread was over in the first few posts. The catz that are using the Akai OS are creating music in their bedrooms and the others are spending their days beta testing the new OS, just to pay for the final version.

cowbell wrote in ignorance:
Find yourself a new geisha girl, sushi licker.


cowbell wrote in ignorance:
Tell Yoko Ono not to ship the MPD24 cause i don't do business with crumbs.



Cowbell, you wondering what I do with a woman is disturbing. Your comments which, are borderline racist, are even more disturbing. You have embarrassed no one but yourself son. I guess I was too far off about you being raised my ignorant, in-breds. That is not actually funny. Just sad....no, it actually is funny :lol:

cyklops wrote:
Yea this is out of hand

Jarome dude really you making a complete TIT of yourself , ( or should i say you have many times already)

you one Bord mother f.u.c.k.e.r , and you talking so much **** shame i feel sorry for you, you obviously affected buy this new OS i dont know but f.u.c.k WHO CARES, nobody cares if Akai is behind it, if we pay a mere 30US so what either way the machine is getting a much needed overhaul, and you posting so much **** here , damm you must be bord hey

wanker , now f.u.c.k off


An example of someone that doesn't deserve a response....

You do know that you sound as if you are wanking cowbell, don't you?

You don't have $30..whut the hell are you talking about :shock:
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By cowbell Fri Aug 04, 2006 7:43 am
jahrome wrote:yadayadayada

Collegeboy, open your notebook and write down:
Lesson 1 in owning: Keep your posts short. That'll make them more effective (no one is gonna read your long, boring posts).
Lesson 2: If it's clear from the beginning that you're being used as a punch bag - get out. Return to the 2500 forum and act as if nothing happened. At least then you'll retain the little respect you get from a handfull of noobs over there.

Did you get that, pupil?
Now go stand in the forum corner until one of the teachers tells you to come out :arrow:
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By jahrome Fri Aug 04, 2006 11:12 am
Handful of noobs over there :lol:

Cowbell...Cowbell...You finally backed off of your ignorant, racist comments and came across humerous. (still you don't get a pass).

But you do know that 99% of the folks that are in the MPC 1000 (the first affordable MPC as stated by Akai) forums are in fact noobs that bought their first MPC :shock: You only started really using your MPC 1000 this year. From its release a few years ago and up to 20 Jan 2006, only kids bought the 1000.(mostly they are the ones that still do) You were like the ring leader begging for respect in the MPC world :? So now you are an expert because your MPC got an update a few months ago?

In the words of Sho Nuff "Negro Please"...."Kiss my Converse" :P
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By cowbell Fri Aug 04, 2006 5:43 pm
uh-uh.. were you allowed to come out of the corner, buster?
Racist...? All that kicking around got you confused. Ask them to define 'racist' while you're at college.
I can't help it your (ex)wife is Japanese. If you'd married white trailer trash i'd also clown you.
Personally i think most Japanese girls look like eskimo's on crack, but that's me. Apparently they turn you on... that's okay. To each his own, fetishist. :wink:

Yes, the 1k forum is also full of noobs. Difference is: you let them ride your sour balls all the time so you can get those ego boosts you need so badly.
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By jahrome Fri Aug 04, 2006 7:13 pm
cowbell wrote:
uh-uh.. were you allowed to come out of the corner, buster?
Racist...? All that kicking around got you confused. Ask them to define 'racist' while you're at college.
I can't help it your (ex)wife is Japanese. If you'd married white trailer trash i'd also clown you.
Personally i think most Japanese girls look like eskimo's on crack , but that's me. Apparently they turn you on... that's okay. To each his own, fetishist.

Yes, the 1k forum is also full of noobs. Difference is: you let them ride your sour balls all the time so you can get those ego boosts you need so badly.


Yes, you are a racist son of David Duke. And a noob as you so affectionately call your fans.

I can't speak hillbilly so I can't comprehend the rest of your posts. Where in the hell are your parents? Why they haven't turned on the parental controls on your computer is a serious error on their parts.