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By DJ-T Fri Aug 18, 2006 9:39 pm
it's only your first question, you figure. 8)

By arondbeats Sat Aug 19, 2006 12:32 am
MPC question? in a mpc forum? i see something new everyday i go here.

?

By Heardrums Sat Aug 19, 2006 3:03 am
.......?
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By Lampdog Sat Aug 19, 2006 4:39 am
I'm stumped, I don't know what forum to move this to, lol.
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By TBonus76 Sat Aug 19, 2006 4:45 am
Lampdog wrote:I'm stumped, I don't know what forum to move this to, lol.


:lol: :lol: :lol:

Here... I'll make it easy for you to decide what to do with it... :lol:


YO i NEED TO MIDI MY REASON TO MY MPC THE INS ARE TO THE OUTS AND THE TEMPO IS 100. SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT CABLE TO PLUG TO THE DIGITAL.

ALSO IF I WANT DURRTY SOOOOUTH HIHATS ON TOP OF MY BEAT CAN I JUST RECORD THEM IN OR DO I GOTTA PRESS REWIND?
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By LaJProd Sat Aug 19, 2006 4:52 am
Uhh...umm...uhh how do I get my claps to hit like I am smackin a chicks ass?!?
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By StonesThrow Sat Aug 19, 2006 5:44 am
LaJProd wrote:Uhh...umm...uhh how do I get my claps to hit like I am smackin a chicks ass?!?

Step one get mic
step two go to club
step three approach chick
step four ask chick may i smack your ass
step five she hopefully says yes if not then you have no game and shouldn't be doing this at all.
Step six place hand at 45 degree angle and thrust at buttox whilst recording with the microphone.
step seven take chick home and bone her.
step eight make a beat with the clap.
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By Antonym Sat Aug 19, 2006 1:15 pm
step eight make a beat with the clap.


it's bad enough that venereal diseases get passed on to your unborn children

but to your MUSIC, too?
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By Lampdog Sat Aug 19, 2006 1:33 pm
Antonym wrote:
step eight make a beat with the clap.


it's bad enough that venereal diseases get passed on to your unborn children

but to your MUSIC, too?


I had that runnin through my head when I read it and THEN I read your comment, BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA..

Funny how it was worded. "the clap"

Betcha that beat is FIRE..
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By SonicLabsAudio Sat Aug 19, 2006 7:17 pm
ahh i missed the original question but "the clap" had my rollin man. whew that was a much needed laugh.
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By LaJProd Sat Aug 19, 2006 10:55 pm
StonesThrow wrote:
LaJProd wrote:Uhh...umm...uhh how do I get my claps to hit like I am smackin a chicks ass?!?

Step one get mic
step two go to club
step three approach chick
step four ask chick may i smack your ass
step five she hopefully says yes if not then you have no game and shouldn't be doing this at all.
Step six place hand at 45 degree angle and thrust at buttox whilst recording with the microphone.
step seven take chick home and bone her.
step eight make a beat with the clap.


PERFECT Thanks Buddy!...haha 8)
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By LaJProd Sat Aug 19, 2006 10:56 pm
SonicLabsAudio wrote:ahh i missed the original question but "the clap" had my rollin man. whew that was a much needed laugh.


You didn't miss anything really....I just asked a stupid ? just to be a jackass!
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By distortedtekno Sun Aug 20, 2006 12:21 am
LMFAO @ this thread. :lol:

btw...

























FREE POST!

8)
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By DJ-T Sun Aug 20, 2006 4:23 am
Lampdog wrote:I'm stumped, I don't know what forum to move this to, lol.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: