AKAI MPC 1000 INSTRUCTIONAL DVD

AKAI MPC 1000 INSTRUCTIONAL DVD

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Nicole

A BASKET OF FRUIT SITTING ON THE TABLE.

Oh my, a basket of fruit sitting on the table? What a wonderfully scrumptious image you put into my head!! Fruit baskets can make wonderful gifts, especially around the holidays. Whether it be Christmas, Chanukah, Kwanzaa, or Ramadan, a fruit basket can bring holiday joy to all! For Christmas, try some peaches and pears arranged nicely with some poinsettias, and perhaps a bloody steak symbolizing how Jesus died for your sins. Don't forget to include a collections plate so the person you give it to can give you a donation. For Chanukah, some matzos, a kosher dill pickle, and a chocolate menorah could be quite lovely (make sure the chocolate is Kosher... if you are not sure, ask Solah, I believe he is a Jewish Rabbi, he seems quite spiritual.) For Kwanzaa, you will be sure to please if you include a grill and some chicken wings, but make sure that grill is blingy blinging! For Ramadan, dont include any edible items, since Ramadan is for fasting, but you could perhaps include a hidden bomb or airline tickets.

Regardless of the holiday, fruit baskets can bring a smile to even the grumpiest of scrooges, even Jahrome!! So don't forget your fruit baskets this year boys!!

Tata for now!

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