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Byep Fri Mar 05, 2004 5:56 am
I let my friend borrow my SP-303 sampler and I told him a week later that I was thinking of buying an MPC 1000 due to its USB. He is willing to lend me his MPC 2000 that is gathering dust at the moment since he started DeeJaying at the GO-GO bar. He freaked out when I said "no thanks but I want my own MPC...so can u trade my equiptment since u get a discount and tax exemption with your friend at guitar center?" he said "NO deal. I will hold your sampler hostage" Damn! i need that extra money for my 1k. What should I do? I'm thinking of telling him "you're right man. Let me use yours for the moment" Then do a 180 degrees. Buy the mpc 1000 anyway and hold his 2000 hostage.
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By binger0 Fri Mar 05, 2004 7:47 am
ep wrote:I let my friend borrow my SP-303 sampler and I told him a week later that I was thinking of buying an MPC 1000 due to its USB. He is willing to lend me his MPC 2000 that is gathering dust at the moment since he started DeeJaying at the GO-GO bar. He freaked out when I said "no thanks but I want my own MPC...so can u trade my equiptment since u get a discount and tax exemption with your friend at guitar center?" he said "NO deal. I will hold your sampler hostage" Damn! i need that extra money for my 1k. What should I do? I'm thinking of telling him "you're right man. Let me use yours for the moment" Then do a 180 degrees. Buy the mpc 1000 anyway and hold his 2000 hostage.

Your friend is a tool. I would borrow his MPC and hit it with my car. Thats just my opinion. I would F*** up some little herb, if they ganked my s***.
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By Phatz Fri Mar 05, 2004 7:53 am
Hey Ep where at in New Jersey are you......I can go in and repo your machine from dude but its gonna cost you a lil bit......nothing major let me know.......I might **** smack dude for being a dicchead.......thats fowl
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By binger0 Fri Mar 05, 2004 7:58 am
Phatz wrote:Hey Ep where at in New Jersey are you......I can go in and repo your machine from dude but its gonna cost you a lil bit......nothing major let me know.......I might **** smack dude for being a dicchead.......thats fowl

Yo I'll roll with you and repo his decks. And maybe repo his wallet.
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By Phatz Fri Mar 05, 2004 8:02 am
over here LMAO

That was mad funny
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By Phatz Fri Mar 05, 2004 8:11 am
the sp 303 is like $350.00 new right the Mpc 2000 is like $1000.00 right I would take his mpc and tell dude,

"Look you cocksuckin prickk, I sold ya shiznit pitnussy now what"........

you can get a lot out of the mpc.......I know you want the 1k but Im saying you can do a lot with the 2k that u cant with the sp 303.......like get more money if dude wanna trade......he aint using it........but I am down to go and get ya stuff back if you want



HOLLA
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By effekt Fri Mar 05, 2004 5:31 pm
Unless you are some rich kid, ..... take the 2000. :)
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By The-Shadow Fri Mar 05, 2004 6:50 pm
Go to his place with a baseball bat and some mace and show him the fine art of hostage negotiation...

then tax all his sh!t.
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By big-slick Fri Mar 05, 2004 7:31 pm
break in when he's at work and steel all his equipment.
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By binger0 Fri Mar 05, 2004 7:34 pm
Phatz wrote:"Look you cocksuckin prickk, I sold ya shiznit pitnussy now what"........

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HAHAHA
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By binger0 Fri Mar 05, 2004 7:36 pm
The-Shadow wrote:Go to his place with a baseball bat and some mace and show him the fine art of hostage negotiation...

then tax all his sh!t.

I heat up a coathanger and keep beatin him wit it. M-E-T-H-O-D Man Style
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By Memphlow Fri Mar 05, 2004 11:47 pm
I'd just go and beat tha brakes of old boi then pull a snatchbox. Feel me :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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By Phatz Sat Mar 06, 2004 8:07 am
AWW_NAWW wrote:Image
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By effekt Sat Mar 06, 2004 4:19 pm
is this already "off topic" ...or not yet? :)
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By Phatz Sat Mar 20, 2004 6:21 am
[b]Hey Ep did u ever get you sh!t back.....holla and let us know