Alien_Brain, now we all know what your uncle did to you as a child.
But yeah about making your drums "phat".
Layering is a good place to start. Don't just layer arbitrarily. Find drums that complement each other and make sure that your layers are in tune. Some people like to layer their kicks with short 808s.
After you track your drums out (if you have that capability) you can add compression, EQ and reverb if necessary. I know Pete Rock and DJ Premier for example don't always use compression on drums; it really depends on the sound you're going for.
As far as reverb goes, I remember Havoc of Mobb Deep saying in an interview something along the lines of, "If you can hear the reverb, there's too much." I think that's true in most circumstances. (Reverb doesn't necessarily make your drums "phat" but it works well in many cases)
If you're making music for more than just a hobby I would suggest learning how to mix. It isn't as fun as the creative process of making a beat, but it is essential if you take your music seriously.
If you need more information, check out
www.theprojectstudiohandbook.com
Here is also a good article on the frequency ranges of drums and tips on EQing them.
http://www.soundonsound.com/sos/aug01/a ... singeq.asp
This shit takes hard work and dedication just like anything else. There's no quick fix.