Exchange tips and tricks for the Akai MPC4000
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By Blue Haze Fri Mar 12, 2004 5:59 pm
In a drum program go to program page press F3 two times and change poly number to a value less than 3.



Blue Haze 8)
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By Blue Haze Sat Mar 13, 2004 1:45 am
My bad reverb and ms A** sorry www It`s program page, then press F2 LG Mix, Next F3 the Pitch page when you see the (Poly column) change the value to monophonic which is a value of one. Afterwards set your 16 tunings on the Main Page.


Blue Haze:lol:

I hope this works for ya reverb and ms A*** I mean weenie sorry you get it.

P.S I make a mistake write down the correct version in the future.

Blue Haze
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By Blue Haze Wed Mar 17, 2004 7:30 pm
Seems you are having problems, misunderstanding the directions, or it`s that time of the month ms a##. I don`t know if you try it maybe you will have some success. If not find a way that works and write back til then breathe in, breathe out and help out. Explain what you are doing?

Hey you are the advanced member, aren`t ya?
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By AWW_NAWW Wed Mar 17, 2004 9:09 pm
yeah its that time of the month time for me to stick mah Dyck in ya mouth!!! Open up WIDE bytch!!!! :P

as far as what I know there isnt a way to make this happen unless you create KEY GROUPS. Onces the keygroups are created the pad cutoff on a scale doesnt happen anymore. its the only way to fix that I know of so far
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By Blue Haze Thu Mar 18, 2004 2:06 pm
First time to meet a problem child on the net.

Slanging insults on the net is easy for a so call punk ass mark who probably had his virginity taken away by Tyrone. If you were reminicing about how you got turned out sweet thang don`t come here with it. I was giving assist to Reverb and miss so called advanced wimp shows up crying. Wow ms simple chickhead comes with problems and no solutions. I don`t know you and your issues, problems, case history, or how you were molested but there`s a way out. Seek help miss, get some consulting or something. Hey get that sex change you were drooling over. It true you really are a sow in a punk`s body. It`lllllll be all right BABY!! Just tell Tyrone you will have the money tomorrow and he won`t hurt you no more trick. BUT HEY!!!





It was just done in jest, but i don`t care since I don`t know ya, however if I ever ran into you in life for real though. I would say, don`t be a p*ssy be a man. Life is to short for the BS make the beats. Right or wrong answers doesn`tt matter just find the way that works. There is no teacher here to pat you on the head saying that good Johhnny. If you want to be professional musican whatever work your machine man Tell the machine to suck your vienna get mad at it. I`m not your problem. Make Money that what counts. Housing, Clothing, Education, Travel, Family and your dreams in this life takes cream Man!!!!!!!! Find the solution man and when you do help out others.

You are a advanced MPC programming superp*nis man!!!!! You have been beating off on pads for 15 yrs and still can`t bust it out dude. Your smartttt man run in your room and start f*cking with those buttons man!!! Then you too move out of your mommy`s room and get your own *hit.

Peace out

Blue Haze

P.S. I haven`t done the numbers game in a while, but if you come will more I won`t reply I will be busy mastering my MPC 4000!!!!!!!!!!

I aint mad at cha.
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By AWW_NAWW Thu Mar 18, 2004 5:14 pm
WTF dis lil BANCOK BYTCH tryin to clown :lol:
SHIT the only sex change im tryin to have is Changin from FUKKIN ya Motha to FUKKIN ya sister or gettin both them bytches in a three way :shock:

As far as helpin you just wrote a page and a half of BULLSHYT at least when I clown I end of with a helpful hint on how to solve a problem

oh and ya mama's name aint Tyrone any more its snowflake and tell that HOE to have mah money the next time I come through to beat'em up :P
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By Blue Haze Thu Mar 18, 2004 6:51 pm
Is that what your dad told your mom when he had your silly little ass!!!!

weak sh*t your mama Jokes are playyyyyed out. You can`t come more correct than that. Chill baby nuts don`t make me laugh you cracking me up!! Pull.......... it.............. ........out........................................Pull...........it..................out...............................................Pull your head out of your ass and stop f*cking around and make your little wet dreams come true special ed. I told you to go in there and **** with those buttons simple. Go in there and just touch the little buttons like your dad dad touched you. Just think of Tyrone and you can cream again on your MPC. You are sounding retarded dude. Mr advanced can`t get your sh*t straight. i done told ya *ss to go into program page, but youre numbnuts and ya didn`t listen. Look at cha, Look at cha, all those MPCs, SP12s, samplers, and scrambled brains and ya still don`t know s*it. It`s Like ABC`s slide into the Bit*h page, I mean the Pitch page change the poly field and change it to 1 for mono like you h*mo. Next take your happy *ss over to Edit set it for all, slide into the zone change the sample to one shot. Then you tell your mom that I there ain`t no way in hell I could be your father and had a simple headed b*stard like you!!!!!!!!!!!!! It must be from her side.


chill chill relax breathe in , breathe out


Don`t bust a vein your head looks like your turning beat red and your
gagging on some *hit just swallow like your dad taught cha!!

your pride I mean get your head out the gutter puke this time I
didn`t call you punk!!

BH

It`s a wrap
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By AWW_NAWW Thu Mar 18, 2004 8:17 pm
OPPS TOO LATE I BUST A VEIN ........ Image
RIGHT ON YA MAMMA'S ASS!!!!
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By Blue Haze Fri Mar 19, 2004 2:38 pm
You sick f*ck!!!! You bled all over your own mom`s baby photo because you were jerking the willie so hard you ripped the skin off your vienna and sh*t flew everywhere. Your mom had to rush your silly *ss to the hospital to tell the doctor you had an accident. I knew a creampuff sicko like you were full of love milk from pleasing Tyrone, so milk runs in your veins. And the doctor gave ya IV with lowfat because you were getting to much iron from your sugardaddys in the men`s room trick. tis Tis, I notice you have a nice bike, tell us all you sick psycho how many salads in the men`s room did you toss to get it. :lol:


And oh yeah!!!

Did you try out the suggestions or just *itch, complain, fart and
moan saying, "my MPC won`T do this, It won`T do that" like a little
brat!! Try it out fool!!!!!

Blue Hizzl for the Dizz

I dedicate this last and closing reply for the
bit*ch *ss buster in You !!!


You ain`t any no advanced membrane just a hater!!!!! I`ve seen ya on the net always negative and full of sh*t!!!! fake *ss!!
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By Iceberg-Slim Wed Mar 24, 2004 10:52 am
wtf is wrong with you 2....
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By Blue Haze Wed Mar 24, 2004 1:43 pm
Yeah it was stupid and silly as hell, but I guess he was stressed out or something. I don*t know. However the tip works!!!!!!!!!!
:wink:
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By DSTRUCT Sat Mar 27, 2004 7:39 pm
yall are crazy! hahaaaaaaa i love it! :lol: