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By GritKitz Mon May 28, 2007 11:09 pm
Yea so anyway.....

I was enjoying a coffee and a cigarette the other day and this guy i know from ages ago turns up at my door.

He use to date my nans hair dresser i think. But she had affair or something and he went mad. And took loads of drugs. Yes loads of drugs as well.

And was on medication for years.

So anyway he turns up and says "Man i have this amazing idea for a tune".

He also had a box with him, and he had this weird wooden stick he had kind of shaped into a knife. I think he sells them.

Anyway not wanting to be rude, or rick upsetting nutter I said i would love to help record his song.

Ok guys before you judge me to hard. He wrote the bass line and the drums. Using his mouth. Also if you listen to the vocals what would you have done?

Ok so anyway i put the quick 1 i did while he was here at my house.


http://teknihomes.co.uk/1.mp3

And anyway

tonight I spent an hour on it. Came up wiv this!

http://teknihomes.co.uk/2.mp3

Didn't mix it yet. Has some limiter on it.

Anyway I still think it proves i am best producer in world.

:roll:
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By c0mplex Mon May 28, 2007 11:29 pm
hahahahahhahahaahahahahhahaa u spent an hour on that??????

By GritKitz Mon May 28, 2007 11:34 pm
hey i think its funny. I dont mind. I can dish it so i can take it!

And complex did look at your myspace.

And was not impressed. Very wyimsical sound.

You need to use less high frequency sounds. And try and make it a bit louder as well.

I had to cock my ear to be able to hear it!
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By c0mplex Mon May 28, 2007 11:36 pm
hahaha i dont know what sh!t u been smokin to have the brain u do..

But after hearin ur sh!t FINALLY.. i know now from this point on to not even bother readin ur posts

By GritKitz Mon May 28, 2007 11:41 pm
come on baby.

Hey i am hardly gonna post any of my stuff thats been in the chart after flaming these boards.

But i would like to see you do any better from what i had to work with. Thats why i supplied both demos.

Anyway I am not joking about your stuff man. I had good listen to it. A lot of your sounds are thin and just better left off really.

If i were you i would try using the dustbin icon more.

By GritKitz Mon May 28, 2007 11:49 pm
anyway.

Don't be jealous. It wont get you very far. In a few years you will be able to come up wiv stuff like me.

Until then learn to respect those bigger then you.

Peace
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By EMFinite Mon May 28, 2007 11:59 pm
just wow...
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By c0mplex Tue May 29, 2007 12:02 am
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Unbelievable.. such a comedian

By GritKitz Tue May 29, 2007 12:14 am
hey maybe this explains why you can spend so many hours in the studio getting so good?

Image


Back of the net!
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By EMFinite Tue May 29, 2007 12:22 am
lmaooo...

funny dude....

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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By c0mplex Tue May 29, 2007 12:23 am
hahahahahha wtf.. this guy is a serious clown
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By The Machinist Tue May 29, 2007 6:20 am
Why...yyyyooou....llllove.....liFE?! Banga!! OMGodz3.

By GritKitz Tue May 29, 2007 12:42 pm
Ok then.

Today i am gonna spend all day making a hip hop tune like Un-complex does.

I said the one i put up was a joke. But just remember. I have never made hop hop before.

Ok i see you tonight. When i return with the best hip hop tune in the world!
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By Smoove03 Tue May 29, 2007 12:50 pm
ahh man I gotta hear this one