i just cant figure out NOooooob! (tribute to noobs)

hey guys iv look over the manual and did a serch but i just cant figure it out how do you turn on the mpc? i put the plug in but it just wont turn oN!

Did you try posting the same question in a bunch of different places?

and next time remember to write in CAPS, it's so hard to read such tiny text. 8-(

1. Panic. I cannot stress this enough. Whatever your problem is, it's basically the end of the world. Treat it as such.

2. Tell us how pissed off you are. It also helps to tell us how long you have been struggling with this problem. The longer you have been struggling, the more entitled to being pissed off you are.

3. Threaten to take whatever it is you can't figure out back to guitar center. Nothing scares people more into helping you than the though of being rejected by a new mpc owner.

and of course

4. Bump the thread 3 times a day. You can also achieve this by commenting behind your thread about how X number of people have read it and not answered your question. The less patient you are the more likely your question is to be answered.

lol a joke obviously i just wana show how stupid people can be with some of thease questions lol i thought it was funny

m:t:c wrote:and next time remember to write in CAPS, it's so hard to read such tiny text. 8-(

lithion thank you so much finaly someone is nice enough to give me the four crucial steps now i see how this site works nice!

Holy crap, we got Lampdog. Call an ambulance.