B4 U ASK4 HELP WITH YOUR MPC.......

9.999999 out of 10 times, the question you are asking has been asked AND ANSWERED numerous times already on this forum. so now your question becomes a "DUMB" question. Sorry Newbies. You need to do a search for a similiar question within the realm of the specified mpc that you are asking the question thereof and read the replies. I guarantee that 9.999999 times out of 10, you will definitely find your answers.
I try to help as much as I can, but when I hear questions like "what are the 8 outputs for?" I start to get this insane notion to blurt out things like "TUNA FISH TALKS TO ME THROUGH THE CAN!" "I'M AFRAID OF TALL GRASS!" "SHARKS DON'T USE DEODORANT!"... nahh. but i want to sarcastically tell the asker; what don't you understand.. the number 8, the word OUT, or the word PUT? If it were 8 inputs, would that person have the common sense to rationalize that it would be 8 ports that could recieve information.. so therefore 8 outputs.. 8 ports that could send information. Questions without merit drive me crazy. I want to say, ohh.. 8 outputs.. well you get some chocolate chip cookies and you surgically remove each chocolate chip, then you stuff them in each of the 8 outputs and that will make you a super producer. lawd hammercy! sorry to pick on the 8 out put person question. Although I didn't do a search on questions, i'm sure that's gotta be one of the laziest questions of the year.
Ohh.. look at me.. i'm newbie. I wanna be a superproducer. i wanna be like kanye, yeah.. yeah.. look i can speed up samples and chop samples and look how i take a sample.. yeah.. a sample and add kicks and snares and highhats to it and chop the loop up a lil bit and i call myself a producer now because i took what someone else did and remade it differently so yeah i'm great now.. but i got an archive of samples that no one knows where they came from not even me. i'm dr dre man.. u think i made that shit, but sampled.. yeah man... look at me.. look what i can do. ohh yeah.. the closest i've ever came to a keyboard is that jingly thing i do with my keys when i got like 5 minutes left and i'm looking at the clock at work ready to punch out.. KEY BORED.. yeah..oh yeah.. i love this drum kit i got so i use the same drum kit in every beat i make. I don't even tune the drums or edit them a lil to make it different or even match the notes in the sample that i've sampled...lol.. ooh yeah.. call me pete rock man! yeah...yeah yeah man.. i got like 15 different instruments playing in every beat i make yeah yeah yeah man look at me. i'm rodney jerkins i'm a one man ban man.. i'm the hotest producer.. yeah man.. i'm self certified, yeah man..the best to never get heard.. I got 200 friends on myspace and over 1 million plays (don't tell anyone i got that software that boosts your plays but you know it's 2009, cheating is the new winning). Ok.. dude aren't even lames anymore. They just flowers crippled.. DISABLED ass nUccas.. ok.. i vented enough...

I told you us Bronx boys don't play,lol...SOUNDVIEW!!

you cant be serious

noramoss wrote:Ohh.. look at me.. i'm newbie. I wanna be a superproducer. i wanna be like kanye, yeah.. yeah.. look i can speed up samples and chop samples and look how i take a sample.. yeah.. a sample and add kicks and snares and highhats to it and chop the loop up a lil bit and i call myself a producer now because i took what someone else did and remade it differently so yeah i'm great now.. but i got an archive of samples that no one knows where they came from not even me. i'm dr dre man.. u think i made that shit, but sampled.. yeah man... look at me.. look what i can do. ohh yeah.. the closest i've ever came to a keyboard is that jingly thing i do with my keys when i got like 5 minutes left and i'm looking at the clock at work ready to punch out.. KEY BORED.. yeah..oh yeah.. i love this drum kit i got so i use the same drum kit in every beat i make. I don't even tune the drums or edit them a lil to make it different or even match the notes in the sample that i've sampled...lol.. ooh yeah.. call me pete rock man! yeah...yeah yeah man.. i got like 15 different instruments playing in every beat i make yeah yeah yeah man look at me. i'm rodney jerkins i'm a one man ban man.. i'm the hotest producer.. yeah man.. i'm self certified, yeah man..the best to never get heard.. I got 200 friends on myspace and over 1 million plays (don't tell anyone i got that software that boosts your plays but you know it's 2009, cheating is the new winning). Ok.. dude aren't even lames anymore. They just flowers crippled.. DISABLED ass nUccas.. ok.. i vented enough...

Yo, what does the shift button do?

mr_debauch wrote:Yo, what does the shift button do?

hahahahaha.................. sum 1 hasn't got any love or jus strait bein NEGLECTED....
whut a way 2 rant, & onda real...... IS THERE ANY REASON 4 IT ?

I can honestly say I would take your rant seriously if you used better sentence structure and better grammer. To me it looks like a jumbled up pile of mess.

yeah 9.99999 times out of 10 people have already posted saying 9.9999 times out of 10 people need to search.

paragraphs yo. use em.

^^^^^ Do you know what MPC iz best 4 me? I like beets by that guy with shades that look like venitian blinds. w
werd!




its unfortunatily true but sh*t like that is always gonna happen. not even sticky threads help!

all you need to do is just skip the topic and keep on going.


the thing i hate the most is non specific thread titles.

like this the thread title is : MPC NOOB

viewtopic.php?f=1&t=109625

then i click on it and get all pissed off because its some idiotic question and instead of helping the dude id probably post something hateful

mr.pleasant wrote:

mr_debauch wrote:Yo, what does the shift button do?

hahahahaha.................. sum 1 hasn't got any love or jus strait bein NEGLECTED....
whut a way 2 rant, & onda real...... IS THERE ANY REASON 4 IT ?

I was just joking around... but if anyone does search for what the shift button does they will find this thread and see what happens when they ask questions like that.... hahahaha!

xibalba1875 wrote:I can honestly say I would take your rant seriously if you used better sentence structure and better grammer. To me it looks like a jumbled up pile of mess.

If you take my rant seriously, you're an idiot. The next time you decide to play english teacher and correct one's grammar.. yeah.. GRAMMAR not GRAMMER, check ya own shit, EiNstein! It's the internet dumbass. Structure doesn't give you mpc brownie points. Either you like what i wrote and can identify with it, or if you don't like it, keep your trap shut and go make beats. maybe I hit a nerve with you. Maybe you are one of those.."what does the "START" button mean" people.
Hey.. i got an idea.. go plug your mpc up in the bathroom and make beats while you're taking a bath.

champdolla wrote:I told you us Bronx boys don't play,lol...SOUNDVIEW!!

HIGHBRIDGE my nucCa.. ALL BX STAND UP!!!

itslikezacanduh wrote:yeah 9.99999 times out of 10 people have already posted saying 9.9999 times out of 10 people need to search.

paragraphs yo. use em.

true, but if you're not part of the solution, you are the problem.
so just cause someone keeps doing something that you don't like and you continue to say something about it but just because they dont stop, you stop saying stuff about it? (twisting my face up at you homie). You should know better and we shouldn't have to carry this conversation any further. if you have anymore to say, you can have that as the last word. i'm done, if that's how you truly believe and you feel you can justify it. You keep that.

SOMEBODY'S CATCHIN FEELINs ROUND HERE........................ lmb/kao

noramoss wrote:9.999999 out of 10 times, the question you are asking has been asked AND ANSWERED numerous times already on this forum. so now your question becomes a "DUMB" question. Sorry Newbies. You need to do a search for a similiar question within the realm of the specified mpc that you are asking the question thereof and read the replies. I guarantee that 9.999999 times out of 10, you will definitely find your answers.
I try to help as much as I can, but when I hear questions like "what are the 8 outputs for?" I start to get this insane notion to blurt out things like "TUNA FISH TALKS TO ME THROUGH THE CAN!" "I'M AFRAID OF TALL GRASS!" "SHARKS DON'T USE DEODORANT!"... nahh. but i want to sarcastically tell the asker; what don't you understand.. the number 8, the word OUT, or the word PUT? If it were 8 inputs, would that person have the common sense to rationalize that it would be 8 ports that could recieve information.. so therefore 8 outputs.. 8 ports that could send information. Questions without merit drive me crazy. I want to say, ohh.. 8 outputs.. well you get some chocolate chip cookies and you surgically remove each chocolate chip, then you stuff them in each of the 8 outputs and that will make you a super producer. lawd hammercy! sorry to pick on the 8 out put person question. Although I didn't do a search on questions, i'm sure that's gotta be one of the laziest questions of the year.
Ohh.. look at me.. i'm newbie. I wanna be a superproducer. i wanna be like kanye, yeah.. yeah.. look i can speed up samples and chop samples and look how i take a sample.. yeah.. a sample and add kicks and snares and highhats to it and chop the loop up a lil bit and i call myself a producer now because i took what someone else did and remade it differently so yeah i'm great now.. but i got an archive of samples that no one knows where they came from not even me. i'm dr dre man.. u think i made that ****, but sampled.. yeah man... look at me.. look what i can do. ohh yeah.. the closest i've ever came to a keyboard is that jingly thing i do with my keys when i got like 5 minutes left and i'm looking at the clock at work ready to punch out.. KEY BORED.. yeah..oh yeah.. i love this drum kit i got so i use the same drum kit in every beat i make. I don't even tune the drums or edit them a lil to make it different or even match the notes in the sample that i've sampled...lol.. ooh yeah.. call me pete rock man! yeah...yeah yeah man.. i got like 15 different instruments playing in every beat i make yeah yeah yeah man look at me. i'm rodney jerkins i'm a one man ban man.. i'm the hotest producer.. yeah man.. i'm self certified, yeah man..the best to never get heard.. I got 200 friends on myspace and over 1 million plays (don't tell anyone i got that software that boosts your plays but you know it's 2009, cheating is the new winning). Ok.. dude aren't even lames anymore. They just flowers crippled.. DISABLED ass nUccas.. ok.. i vented enough...